They sit around and drink champagne while I pray they don’t take a trip in the plane. They hop in the plane, but luckily just for her to play around with his cockpit. Austin talks about wanting to keep seeing her after boot camp is over. She’s cool with the Boston vs. Texas thing. The date ends well with them making plans for the near future.
In group, Elizabeth earns best of the week. Mom wanted to hang out with her even longer and didn’t want dinner to end. Elizabeth is truly touched by this and starts to cry. I wonder how many tears it takes to release the glue holding on those gigantic fans of eyelashes these reality show women wear.
Danielle has to watch feedback from Dad, who is not impressed by the way she handles herself. Richelle likes her OK, even though she can’t cook for shit. I’m surprised. As a sister myself, I wouldn’t have liked her at all. But, of course, I’ve had to watch her for the last several weeks.
Next up is Mom’s feedback for Stephanie. She wasn’t impressed by the food at all. She has named it “Stephanie Special”, because it certainly wasn’t like hers. I guess Steph left out the cyanide and smug. Mom makes rude comments about her makeup and her insecurity. I wonder why she felt insecure… Luckily, Steve also showed the conversation between Mom and John so she could see John standing up for her against his mom. This touches Stephanie and it’s probably the first time she’s ever had a guy stand up for her like that.
Now it’s time for Melissa. I hope this gets good. She turned down Nice Guy Chris for no good reason and immediately rejected the Beiber guy. In walks a line of dudes that Steve claims to be his only available guys in the state. Melissa proceeds to call out a few guys by the color of their shirt and asks them what is the craziest thing they’ve ever done. The other girls all facepalm and Steve’s annoyed this is all she has to say. He bluntly asks her to point out at least one guy that she feels attracted to and she says nothing. She’s really pretty, but she’s got to get over herself. Steve puts her in the hot seat and Melissa tells him that unless the guy is drop-dead hot, she’s not going to be attracted at first. Melissa’s excuse is that she’s usually friends with a guy before she dates him and then she says she’s picky. She yells at Steve that he made her let go of a guy she may have had a connection with…Wait. What? Now we learn that she has had too many emotions in her life that she doesn’t want to feel anything anymore. She should learn to be more like Despina.
Melissa wants to go back out with Nice Guy Chris, because he’s really sweet, fun, and always has something interesting to say. I’m still wondering why she didn’t like him in the first place. Steve’s going to talk to Chris and we’ll see. Next week, the exes come back. Hell yeah! And Melissa gets the “vagina tingles”.
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