To make matters worse for Melissa, she doesn’t have a date and after her cricket inducing performance, she has to sit at a table all alone. But Steve has a surprise guest.
Coming next to the stage is Melissa’s Chris that she passed on.
This takes serious balls!
Melissa looks a little wary but all the other girls are screaming like mad that Chris is coming on stage. Chris tells Melissa that ever since the first date he hasn’t been able to stop thinking about her.
I’m gonna make an idiot of myself on stage
until you agree to have another date with me.
This is so awesome, even I’ll date you!
Melissa, I may be 3’7, but that doesn’t mean I won’t
kick your ass if you turn this boy down.
After Chris falls to his knees and screams at the top of his lungs, Melissa finally asks him to come down off the stage and spend the evening with her. What an amazing thing to have happen! I hope she understands that stuff like this is not normal.
This is a very special guy.
The show is over and now the couples are mingling. Donna is have a great time with her Chris. But since there are two Chris’ now, to avoid confusion,
We’re going to call Donna’s date George Herbert Walker.
There’s trouble in paradise for our young lovers Stephanie and Good John. It would seem they’ve been having awkward silence as we cut to John saying to Stephanie the others have more to talk about because they are just learning about each other. They agree they have more to learn about each other too and Steph asks John what else would he like to know about her. He says he’s wondering what happened at Bourbon Heat. Ruh roh.
Confessing to this would be way scarier than the stand up.
I’m still completely grossed out how this pig was shoving his tongue down Stephanie’s throat while scanning the room.
Stephanie finally musters up the courage and admits she got extremely drunk and made out with a random guy.
Someone’s not thrilled with this news.
Things get awkward for them and Stephanie does a great job of nailing the coffin shut by following up her confession with a request to get some kind of commitment from Good John.
Is the sun setting on this romance?
It’s the end of the evening and the girls are all snacking in their kitchen. The conversation is on Chris and Melissa and how awesome the boy is.
Captain Crunch is awesome too,
but apparently not very cooperative.
Melissa tells us she wishes she felt something more for Chris. She says she does feel about 50% for him, but that isn’t enough.
Fifty percent of what? Vagina tingles?
Somebody smack this bitch up!
Stephanie is ready to give up on Good John. I think she throws in the towel way too easily.
And I am impressed with who comes to console her.
It’s hot seat time and the girls have all gathered. Danielle is looking fetching once again with straight hair and a green off one shoulder dress.
She did mostly great this week, so here you go, sister.
Steve says Donna did the best this week.