BlueCanary: Like this won’t kick the ass of every other show that dares dip a toe in its time slot.
CannedGinger: Torture, freaky nuns, an asylum? I’m being fitted for my full rubber suit now, see you in October!
SG: I could never date Ryan Murphy if he were like his television shows. He gives up all the good shit in the first few episodes to draw you in and then he gets boring but you’re already sucked in so you feel like you have to see it through until the end. None of his shows are good after the first season.
Flipit: I’m still mad about the terrible ending to season one, but I’m looking forward to twelve great hours and one really infuriating one all over again! The special effects look amazing. How did they make Jessica Lange look forty?
PopePhilly: “American Horror Story” could become the next “Law and Order” franchise. “American Horror Story: Special Victims Unit” has a nice ring to it!
MisRed: The Sound of Music: The Sequel.
Foggywood: I bet these people are having the time of their fucking lives. This is where Ryan Murphy belongs – in the land of batshit ridiculousness. Brava!
Chance of Survival: 90%
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snowshoecat
Posted September 11, 2012 at 8:15 am
Let’s stick with Jersey if only to prove that there are people other than Guidos there.
Duluth? Lived 40 miles outside of Duluth for most of my adult life, so I can safely say that it simply isn’t ready for prime time.
Unless the show were set in the summer — both days — the wardrobe would be heavy in parkas emblazoned with nametags so we could identify the characters.
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Reagirl
Posted September 11, 2012 at 8:44 am
I am related to firefighters. And it always bugs me that on these tv shows they are not: 1) all wearing mustaches; 2) driving F150s; 3) fugly.
Seriously. The ratio of hot guys in real firehouses is representative of real life. Although who wants to watch that tv show?
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snowshoecat
Posted September 11, 2012 at 9:25 am
As Lou Grant once said to Mary Tyler Moore: “You’re perky. I hate perky.”
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kthxbai
Posted September 11, 2012 at 10:41 am
Thanks to all of you guys! You’ve not only given me the gift of more precious time I can spend watching trashy reality shows. And reading about them on here.
But also peace of mind. Because of your sacrifice. Now I don’t have to wonder if I should look at any of this shit.
Why don’t they bring back The Riches? Or Dirt? That’s what people want to see.
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labowner
Posted September 11, 2012 at 11:32 am
My dog cock blocks me from the hot fireman. Always wanders up to the old, fat and/or ugly ones. WTF dog?
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Dear Crabby
Posted September 11, 2012 at 2:32 pm
@kthxbai – those are two of my favorites! I think they were killed off by the writer’s strike and the over-zealous writers who turned the last seasons into hot messes…but overall, killer shows!
SG – did you mean Zero Effect? Because if you did, I think we might be the only two people who saw that movie and remember it fondly. I know I do, but that’s because Bill Pullman is an underappreciated genius and he berates and humiliates Ben Stiller for two hours. SCORE!
And that Elementary scene was lifted straight from Zero Effect, which makes me hopeful and disappointed because they probably thought no one saw that movie.
But Elementary was also given a show that is very popular but shall remain nameless as its lead-in, so it should at least start out well, and despite its lead-in, it’s the only one I’m looking forward to.
And I’m glad someone appreciates the nightmare inducing creepiness of Pink Martini’s cover of “Que Sera, Sera” as much as I do. Sadly, that person is Ryan Murphy.
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Let’s stick with Jersey if only to prove that there are people other than Guidos there.
Duluth? Lived 40 miles outside of Duluth for most of my adult life, so I can safely say that it simply isn’t ready for prime time.
Unless the show were set in the summer — both days — the wardrobe would be heavy in parkas emblazoned with nametags so we could identify the characters.
I am related to firefighters. And it always bugs me that on these tv shows they are not: 1) all wearing mustaches; 2) driving F150s; 3) fugly.
Seriously. The ratio of hot guys in real firehouses is representative of real life. Although who wants to watch that tv show?
As Lou Grant once said to Mary Tyler Moore: “You’re perky. I hate perky.”
Thanks to all of you guys! You’ve not only given me the gift of more precious time I can spend watching trashy reality shows. And reading about them on here.
But also peace of mind. Because of your sacrifice. Now I don’t have to wonder if I should look at any of this shit.
Why don’t they bring back The Riches? Or Dirt? That’s what people want to see.
My dog cock blocks me from the hot fireman. Always wanders up to the old, fat and/or ugly ones. WTF dog?
@kthxbai – those are two of my favorites! I think they were killed off by the writer’s strike and the over-zealous writers who turned the last seasons into hot messes…but overall, killer shows!
SG – did you mean Zero Effect? Because if you did, I think we might be the only two people who saw that movie and remember it fondly. I know I do, but that’s because Bill Pullman is an underappreciated genius and he berates and humiliates Ben Stiller for two hours. SCORE!
And that Elementary scene was lifted straight from Zero Effect, which makes me hopeful and disappointed because they probably thought no one saw that movie.
But Elementary was also given a show that is very popular but shall remain nameless as its lead-in, so it should at least start out well, and despite its lead-in, it’s the only one I’m looking forward to.
Show = slot, because 7:00 AM is no time to be posting.
And I’m glad someone appreciates the nightmare inducing creepiness of Pink Martini’s cover of “Que Sera, Sera” as much as I do. Sadly, that person is Ryan Murphy.
I hate when I have to pay attention …. and stuff.