BlueCanary: Like this won’t kick the ass of every other show that dares dip a toe in its time slot.
CannedGinger: Torture, freaky nuns, an asylum? I’m being fitted for my full rubber suit now, see you in October!
SG: I could never date Ryan Murphy if he were like his television shows. He gives up all the good shit in the first few episodes to draw you in and then he gets boring but you’re already sucked in so you feel like you have to see it through until the end. None of his shows are good after the first season.
Flipit: I’m still mad about the terrible ending to season one, but I’m looking forward to twelve great hours and one really infuriating one all over again! The special effects look amazing. How did they make Jessica Lange look forty?
PopePhilly: “American Horror Story” could become the next “Law and Order” franchise. “American Horror Story: Special Victims Unit” has a nice ring to it!
MisRed: The Sound of Music: The Sequel.
Foggywood: I bet these people are having the time of their fucking lives. This is where Ryan Murphy belongs – in the land of batshit ridiculousness. Brava!
Chance of Survival: 90%
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