Trailer Trash: TVgasm’s Fall Previews and Psychic Predictions Part 2

Trailer Trash TV

By Flipit | Tuesday, September 11, 2012 | 6:00 am | 10 Comments
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Posted in: Previews, Recaps, Trailer Trash TV

Chicago Fire, NBC, Oct 10

SG: Watered down version of Rescue Me with 20% better looking actors.

Luscious: Hot guys and bad dialog. Yes please!

PearlBlackDragon: Surprisingly it’s about a Hot Sauce Factory. Or a fire station. Either way it burns itself out inside of a month. DOA

BlueCanary: Was I hallucinating, or did they just say bullshit and dick on NBC?

Foggywood: They said a swear!  They said a swear!  Are we doing that again on network TV?

Madelyne: Can I just buy the calendar and not watch the show? Sorry, not a chance.

Flipit: Everything I know about firemen I know from porn. I plan on keeping it that way.

Chance of Survival: 65%

 

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 8:15 am

    Let’s stick with Jersey if only to prove that there are people other than Guidos there.

    Duluth? Lived 40 miles outside of Duluth for most of my adult life, so I can safely say that it simply isn’t ready for prime time.

    Unless the show were set in the summer — both days — the wardrobe would be heavy in parkas emblazoned with nametags so we could identify the characters.

  2. 2
    eyediosmio Reagirl
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 8:44 am

    I am related to firefighters. And it always bugs me that on these tv shows they are not: 1) all wearing mustaches; 2) driving F150s; 3) fugly.

    Seriously. The ratio of hot guys in real firehouses is representative of real life. Although who wants to watch that tv show?

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 9:25 am

    As Lou Grant once said to Mary Tyler Moore: “You’re perky. I hate perky.”

  4. 4
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 10:41 am

    Thanks to all of you guys! You’ve not only given me the gift of more precious time I can spend watching trashy reality shows. And reading about them on here.

    But also peace of mind. Because of your sacrifice. Now I don’t have to wonder if I should look at any of this shit.

    Why don’t they bring back The Riches? Or Dirt? That’s what people want to see.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 11:32 am

    My dog cock blocks me from the hot fireman. Always wanders up to the old, fat and/or ugly ones. WTF dog?

  6. 6
    Dear Crabby
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    @kthxbai – those are two of my favorites! I think they were killed off by the writer’s strike and the over-zealous writers who turned the last seasons into hot messes…but overall, killer shows!

  7. 7
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 7:10 am

    SG – did you mean Zero Effect? Because if you did, I think we might be the only two people who saw that movie and remember it fondly. I know I do, but that’s because Bill Pullman is an underappreciated genius and he berates and humiliates Ben Stiller for two hours. SCORE!

    And that Elementary scene was lifted straight from Zero Effect, which makes me hopeful and disappointed because they probably thought no one saw that movie.

    But Elementary was also given a show that is very popular but shall remain nameless as its lead-in, so it should at least start out well, and despite its lead-in, it’s the only one I’m looking forward to.

  8. 8
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 7:12 am

    Show = slot, because 7:00 AM is no time to be posting.

  9. 9
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 7:28 am

    And I’m glad someone appreciates the nightmare inducing creepiness of Pink Martini’s cover of “Que Sera, Sera” as much as I do. Sadly, that person is Ryan Murphy.

  10. 10
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 7:36 am

    I hate when I have to pay attention …. and stuff.

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