Ummm, yeeaa. Hook me up with some of that stuff. Cause they are high as ballllllls, strutting down Bourbon St. Russell and Steve Newlin are going to bone.
age is just a number!
Eric’s giving Bill a piggyback. I tried to get a good shot of that for some fan-fic inspiration, but I failed you all The troupe arrives at a karaoke bar, where a bride-to-be is singing to her fiance. Russell pops on stage, is swiftly recognized, and all the vamps start nommin. Slaughter time!
i wanna do real bad things (to) you!
It’s actually quite a scary scene. I especially don’t like that African Chancellor is drinking from some ladies vag, and that a little boy is getting eaten. Wahhh!
All of a sudden, there’s some weird light, and Lilith magically appears out of a drop of blood. At first she’s all bloody and gross.
Then she’s all naked and hot. And I think her nipples are pretty big, although I’m not the most experienced judge – thoughts? She also has incredibly shaped pubes. Oh the grooming! She spits red dust, and the sucking of innocents continues – except for Eric. He has a vision of Godric, telling him to save Nora from the evil Lilith.
the friendly ghost!
Or something. I don’t know. I love Godric, but he was way more interesting alive than as a glowing conscience.
Sookie & Jason
Last we saw Sookie, she was getting fried by the Claude–s.
what’s that about adjusting attractiveness based on context?
Unfortunately, there is no lasting damage. Right after the fae sisters blast her, they heal her and check her “luminescence,” or the remainder of her fairy powers.
MAGICAL GLOWING FAERIE VAGINA!
Since Sookie’s only half-faery, her powers aren’t infinite – and she doesn’t have much left! Jason wants to “plug her in and charge her back up.” But Sookie gets a little glitter in her eyes when she thinks about becoming human.
The next morning, Jason brings Sook breakfast in bed for a little heart to heart. For a long time, everyone blamed Jason for the parents’ death. (Why? I don’t remember, anybody?) Sookie never let Jason feel like it was his fault, so now he’s going to do the same for her, now that we knew her little faerie bandaid was the cause.
After a montage of all Sookie’s faerie drama/pain over the years, she starts shooting random lightbolts. Drain those powers girl!
Across the lawn/cemetary/thing, Jason stops by Jessica’s to mope about his parent’s murder. Unfortunately, she’s nomming a random dude at the time.
spoiling her dinner
She tries to hide it, but Jason tastes the blood on her mouth when they kiss. (WHAT ABOUT AIDS!??!?!) And he is piisssssed at Jessica for being a blood slut.