“I spose you know every cow you’ve ever eaten?” – Jessica
“I never f***** a cow!” – Jason
There’s fighting; Jessica bites him; he shoots her in the head.
What’s a little assault and battery between exes?
Jessica still has Bill’s vampire-king-minions around to protect her, though. For Jason, this is just more proof that all vamps are the same, like the one who killed his parents. I imagine this will eventually result in him uniting with Hoyt & the Haters.
After Jason slams out of Jessica’s house, he sees Sookie’s fairy lights twinkling and runs towards her.
Andy, Sam & Hoyt
Andy is hilariously on the other end of a serious interrogation from Kevin. Semi-retarded Kevin. He must be relishing this moment! They come together for a moment in horror at the creepy coroner’s sexual overshare, then Kevin returns to the interrogation. Except he forgot where he was. Lol.
this entire show is kind of an overshare.
In the back room, Kenya (haven’t seen her in FOREVER) is dubiously watching Sam sniff around looking for Obama gang evidence. I guess nobody filled her in on the shifter situation.
Meanwhile, Hoyt is bonding with his new hate group, which includes his friend since middle school Joe Bob. This scene is just ridiculously satirical: “Hate groups is about more than hate!” Hoyt’s clearly just looking for somewhere to belong. Fangbanging didn’t work, so now the pendulum has swung the opposite way? It seemed to me like he and his new gang made a pact to kill Jessica. Eep.
“I’d bet good money that toothy ass bitch hypnotized you into have sex with her.” – hick 1
“Yea. It wadn’t sex. It was date rape!” – hick 2
Much as I am pleased that the concept of date rape has seeped all the way down the hick food chain, this isn’t exactly how I hoped it’d be understood.
Joe Bob also gets a call from their leader, “Dragon.” The big news is that Junior is dead, shot by Sam. Although Hoyt never met that douchetard, he jumps right on the angry vengeance bandwagon.
Andy’s feeling insecure about his sheriffing skills, so he pays a visit to his old mentor Sheriff Dearborn.
oh yea, i was wondering how you were doing! Not.
Wow, what a useless scene! The old man doesn’t give a shit what’s going on with the supes. He doesn’t care about Andy. All he wants to do is cheat on his wife in peace. Why am I being subjected to this?
Sam goes to visit Luna in the hospital. I guess her shooting wound was worse than hers? Sookie also stops by with gifts. Does she even know Luna? When did that happen? Sam and Sook have a heart t0 heart about whether they’d give up her their special powers to be normal. I don’t listen.