Lafayette drove like the mofo wind down to Mexico. The door to the creepy grandpa house is open. That’s always a good sign, so Lafayette goes in. He finds Jesus’ severed head on a chair, a grandpa aiming a shotgun at him, and a (STILL?!?!) pregnant wife.
BAD feng shui. BAD.
(How long has it been since their last visit? I always forget how time works on this show. I think the writer’s do, too.) Grandpa is pissed because Jesus gave his demon powers to Lafayette, instead of back to the fam. He’s going to remedy that – by sewing Lafayette’s mouth shut, cutting his head open, and feeding the blood to the young pregnant wife.
oooh let’s watch this instead! name that 90s movie!
Granpa gets most of the way through the plan before the pregnant woman gets her butt out of the kitchen and stabs him to death. She then releases Lafayette’s mouth-stitches. KkkK!
Tara’s stripping now.
can’t be unseen.
She’s hot, but I really didn’t need to see that. And neither did her mom! OHH snap it’s Lettie Mae!
She’s come to say bye; she’s a preacher’s wife now, and she can’t have no vampire for a daughter. Let alone a stripper vampire.
“You are dead to me, baby girl.” – Lettie Mae
“Oh no. You’ll be seeing me again.” – Tara
Yikes! I wouldn’t be surprised if Tara eats her momma. It would serve her right. Plus there’d be a yummy vodka aftertaste! Pam has another nice surrogate mommy moment with Tara -
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“So your mom’s a bitch. In a hundred years, you won’t even remember who she is.” Tara has a new life and a new mommy now! Even if this mommy’s a bitch too. She’s a HOT bitch at least.
So. As you may have noticed, I felt disappointed by that episode. I thought things would pick up steam after last week – but instead it was same old same old. BLAH. Lemme know if you feel the same or if I’m just a jaded old mcwean!