Shifters & Hicks
At the hospital, Andy carries off douche redneck number 1. Luna, meanwhile wants to go all Bush Doctrine on those hicks. (Pre-emptive strike, is what that means. At least she doesn’t pretend it’s about human rights. Or oil.) She actually gets a little crazy and starts talking to herself. And then she starts… melting? No, she starts shifting – into Sam. And I don’t think she did it on purpose.
Luna in Sam, quite freaked out, saunters out of her hospital room, making Kevin more confused than usual. (I think Kevin’s in with the supe-killing hicks, but it’s just a hunch. Maybe he IS just there for semi-retarded comic relief )
Meanwhile, Jessicas getting all hot and heavy with some new random guy at Fangtasia. Which leads me to believe this is sa setup for her getting killed by Hoyt’s boys.
Yup, I was right. The hicks kidnapped Jessica and took her to their secret clubhouse.
They’re gonna let Hoyt kill her, as a special prize! They even have a special gun – wood bullets with a silver core. Ok, I believe in Hoyt. Plus Jessica is my favorite character, along with Pam, so he BETTER FREAKING NOT! Six bullets… that’s enough for all the hicks in the room! That’s what I say, Hoyt.
To show how much they trust Hoyt, the hicks lock him in the room, and won’t let him out til he kills Jessica. Hoyt turns this into an opportunity to have the Closure Talk. Jessica doesn’t have much to offer. She just stopped loving him, even though she wanted to. Sad, but true, and common.
don’t mind the lack of captions. i just like to put in pictures of jessica.
Hoyt points the gun at Jessica, but doesn’t go through with it. He releases Jess, does a fake shot, and then when the hick comes in Jess snaps his neck. Hoyt leaves to get help.
Back at the police station, Andy’s trying to get info out of Captured Hick: Spill it, or “my taser’s gonna invite your balls to the big dance!” Hick is being uncooperative and claiming he’s a lone gunman. Untillll Sam shifts into a snake to threaten the hick. That works, and he gets all the captive-Jessica info. Unfortunately, Sam and Andy are interrupted by Luna-Sam, who is freakin the eff out! I must say, the actor who plays Sam does a sweet job playing Luna-Sam. He comes across as less gay than just girly. Love it.
Andy and Sam (plus Luna) roll into the cabin and find Jess safe and Hick Reggie dead. Sam and Luna start smelling something weird, then… a fat, woman smoker was in the room. And I think there was ironing board there, too. (My bet? Hoyt’s mom. She’s been provisioning the hicks!) Then Luna starts convulsing, again, and we don’t know why.