I think it’s because he hated himself and his vamp nature at the time. Maybe he’s coming around now? Anyway, apparently now that Lilith is here, not eating everyone ever is blasphemy, and Salome pressures him. Bill finally sucks it up and eats the lady. Damn! I thought he was gonna break something off the bed and stake Salome!
Nora’s still all crazy with the prayer and stuff. I never really understood this character… I don’t feel sympathetic to her at all, even less than Salome. Eric tries to talk her out of the Lilith love by bringing up the Godric trump card. It doesn’t work, though. Nora thinks Godric got all weird and blasphemy-y at the end. Eric briefly grabs her by the throat for this… well.. blasphemy.
Time for a very somber meeting at the Big Black Authority Table. Russell and Steve are very distracted with their flirtation. (YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES)
Salome is not pleased by the non-serious attitude. They’re discussing ways to take out the mainstreamers, and Bill has a plan: bomb the five True Blood factories. Mainstreamers will be forced to live on humans to survive. Eric’s like whaaa? Who areee you?
Let me just say, this show has been really lacking in the hot sex lately. Jessica’s been lounging around in her underthings a bit, but with the Stackhouses celibate, there has not been much doing. Even the Salome/Eric/Bill sex scenes took like five seconds. (PLEASE tell me there will be a RusSteve sex scene soon!!!)
So, it’s all the more refreshing when we get a looong, graphic, extended cut of Alcide and his new wolf lady, Rikki, getting in on. There’s a variety of positions, and a butt shot, and just a lot of writhing flesh. Make that two butt shots. Oh, and some boobs, but who cares about that. There’s also roaring and throwing and leaping. This has got to be one of the longest, hottest sex scene on True Blood ever. And it ends with Alcide asking if Rikki wants to be his girlfriend, and her reply ‘maybe.’ OH ALCIDE! Biggest serial dater in the world. Addicted to monogamy, my dear.
Later, it’s a carnival atmosphere as JD and Alcide prepare to fight in the barn. Oh, I guess it’s not a fight. Alcide and JD are going to compete in hunting some prey in the woods. The prey? A university track star boy. Alcide’s willing to drop out if it will save the boy, but JD’s gonna nom him anyway, so Alcide gets back in the race.
JD catches the track star first, but then Alcide catches JD. This SHOULD be no contest, except JD”s on the V. JD wins the fight, but just as he’s about to kill Alcide with the rock, Martha and half the pack come careening around the corner to stop him. Kkkk. So I guess Alcide’s out of the pack. Umm.. what was the point of all that then?