True Blood Recap: Forget-Me-Not

True Blood

By McWeanis | Wednesday, August 1, 2012 | 9:11 pm | 9 Comments
Posted in: Recaps, True Blood

I think it’s because he hated himself and his vamp nature at the time. Maybe he’s coming around now? Anyway, apparently now that Lilith is here, not eating everyone ever is blasphemy, and Salome pressures him. Bill finally sucks it up and eats the lady. Damn! I thought he was gonna break something off the bed and stake Salome!

Nora’s still all crazy with the prayer and stuff. I never really understood this character… I don’t feel sympathetic to her at all, even less than Salome. Eric tries to talk her out of the Lilith love by bringing up the Godric trump card. It doesn’t work, though. Nora thinks Godric got all weird and blasphemy-y at the end. Eric briefly grabs her by the throat for this… well.. blasphemy.

Time for a very somber meeting at the Big Black Authority Table. Russell and Steve are very distracted with their flirtation. (YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES)

who, moi?

Salome is not pleased by the non-serious attitude. They’re discussing ways to take out the mainstreamers, and Bill has a plan: bomb the five True Blood factories. Mainstreamers will be forced to live on humans to survive. Eric’s like whaaa? Who areee you?

Wolves

Let me just say, this show has been really lacking in the hot sex lately. Jessica’s been lounging around in her underthings a bit, but with the Stackhouses celibate, there has not been much doing. Even the Salome/Eric/Bill sex scenes took like five seconds. (PLEASE tell me there will be a RusSteve sex scene soon!!!)

So, it’s all the more refreshing when we get a looong, graphic, extended cut of Alcide and his new wolf lady, Rikki, getting in on. There’s a variety of positions, and a butt shot, and just a lot of writhing flesh. Make that two butt shots. Oh, and some boobs, but who cares about that. There’s also roaring and throwing and leaping. This has got to be one of the longest, hottest sex scene on True Blood ever. And it ends with Alcide asking if Rikki wants to be his girlfriend, and her reply ‘maybe.’ OH ALCIDE! Biggest serial dater in the world. Addicted to monogamy, my dear.

Later, it’s a carnival atmosphere as JD and Alcide prepare to fight in the barn. Oh, I guess it’s not a fight. Alcide and JD are going to compete in hunting some prey in the woods. The prey? A university track star boy. Alcide’s willing to drop out if it will save the boy, but JD’s gonna nom him anyway, so Alcide gets back in the race.

JD catches the track star first, but then Alcide catches JD. This SHOULD be no contest, except JD”s on the V. JD wins the fight, but just as he’s about to kill Alcide with the rock, Martha and half the pack come careening around the corner to stop him. Kkkk. So I guess Alcide’s out of the pack. Umm.. what was the point of all that then?

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first thing's first: the origin of "mcweanis."

It is not because I have a giant weanis (look it up) although it is usually unusually bulbous and crusty.

it is in fact because as a child i was dubbed Weanie (it rhymes with my first name, because i'm awesomely named)  by my older sister Drunk, which my friends co-opted and which eventually evolved into weanis and finally mcweanis or MC weanis depending on how gangster i am at the time.

i am a huge nerd of all kinds, especially tv, books, and school. i'll be going to harvard law school in the fall cause i'm so SCHMANCY! i plan to put my excellent time management skills to work in balancing my courseload and my must-watch-tv-load.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    whataboutmaura
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 2:31 am

    It was a reference to Elliot Smith because that’s the song they played over the ending credits….I was so confused when that Gotye song came out because “Somebody I Used to Know” is my favorite Elliot Smith song and people kept asking me if I had heard the Gotye version and I was like what, no that’s an Elliot Smith song who the heck are you talking about?? Lol I also never listen to the radio anymore so I was a little behind.
    Nice recap, I’m curious when will Tara, Sookie and Lafayette finally meet again and will Tara take any revenge or will they forgive each other?? Yet another storyline from the TB writers that just kind of developed and then died lol

  2. 2
    Tonya
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 7:47 am

    NO PIC of ALCIDE??? OH my G…. Him tossing his wolf lady. Oh Lordy.

  3. 3
    McWeanis McWeanis
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 8:12 am

    i got in trouble for nudity last time! really, you just gotta watch that scene over… and over…

  4. 4
    iwantadventure
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 11:30 am

    So I can answer some of your questions, Yayyy for HBO GO and my obsession with Twitter!

    Luna, like Tommy, is a Skinnwalker, if you remember a Shifter becomes a Skinnwalker by killing a relative. Tommy killed his and Sam’s parents, Luna’s mother died during childbirth. Nevertheless, Shifting into someone else is very painful and very dangerous, you vomit a lot and run a high fever. Luna turned into Sam because Sam told her to sit tight and look pretty. He was in Luna’s head and when she got angry in the bathroom it’s harder to control a Shift so Luna Shifted into Sam. Also, Shifters don’t heal fast so this is affecting Luna’s injuries as well. I’d be surprised if they killed her because they might as well have done it when they shot her in the first place.

    I don’t have any answers as far as Don Bartlo goes although I think he was preventing Jesus from being a spirit and being able to talk to Lafayette so that Lafayette would go to Don Bartlo and have his Brujo powers back. I’m glad some plots have finally merged!

    I was really hoping the vampire that killed Sookie’s parents would be Bill! It would just be so ironic and so tragic!

    The werewolf storyline is about to pick up because Alcide’s father is going to show up! Alcide is going to have to take the pack back from Russell, I mean JD lol! So that’s how those plots will come together.

    I don’t think Hoyt’s mama intended to have the hate group kill all Supes. She likes Sam, although she come to think of it she probably doesn’t know Sam is a Shifter.

    I’m curious what will happen with Bill going all Sanguinista because in the previews Eric all sensitive and morally asks what will happen to Sookie and then it cut to a scene of Bill and Sookie getting it on, Bill is a tool!

    As far as the title of the episode and the music, the Goyte song was originally intended but by the time the episode was going to air the song was super overplayed but they had a back up and that was to use the Elliot Smith song, which worked just a nicely.

    And finally to sum up this super long post it should be noted Stephen Moyer made his directorial debut in this episode and he did a fantastic job! Thanks for the recap, though a little Alcide would have be appreciated but I can understand others not wanting to get in trouble at work. I read your recaps on my phone so I avoid that problem ;-P

  5. 5
    ellemck1
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    In the books, there was a werewolf turned vampire, and he was rejected by both groups and killed himself. Weres rejected him because he was no longer able to shift and vamps rejected him because he was originally a were. Kinda sad. Just made me think of that with the comment about Sam and his brother.

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    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    And here I figured they had Luna shift into Sam because Sam Trammell is a natural mimic and really funny when he plays other actors playing him. I love him as Tommy as Sam, too.

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    LAC LAC
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 11:38 am

    McWeanis, where’s muh picture of ALCIDE?!?!?! :) Seriously, that man tossing her on the bed and going at it was HOT!!! Thank you, DVR! And whoever got you in trouble for good nudity is wrong and needs to be taken to Pam’s dungeon! :)

    This was a really good episode – I loved Russell flirting during the meeting and Salome’s annoyance. I loved Lafayette telling off bitches, and I love Pam and her “mothering” skills.

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Can we at least get a picture of Alcide from the top up?!?!?! Yum!

    Oh that Sam was hilarious as Luna. Super job!

  9. 9
    Andy McHerbert
    Posted August 26, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    LOVE U MCWEANIS

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