I thought Andy only had sex with Mirella the first time in the woods. But apparently he cheated on Holly when he visited Mirella just one week ago, and now she’s super pregs. He also signed a “light pact” saying he would protect her, and if he breaks it, it’s an act of war. I don’t know about you guys, but Mirella seems kind of like a douche to me. She never wants to help Sookie, and it’s clear she’s using Andy for SOMETHING. I don’t know why she thinks his protection is so valuable or wanted his baby – maybe it has something to do with his ancestry? Remember a long time ago we found out he’s related to Bill? I don’t know.
Oh look! A check-in with some people we don’t at all care about! Alcide and his dad! A friend has stopped by to warn them about approaching gangs of baby vamps. Well, an ex-friend – apparently he drove Alcide’s dad out of his pack, but for good reason. Alcide’s dad stole money from the pack. Since Alcide is no longer having sex, we get hot shots of shirtless wood chopping instead. And then he’s real mad, so he’s just hitting the ground with an axe instead, which I guess is also fine.
maybe Alcide could have a tragic accident, rendering him mute but still helpful for occasional manual labor relevant to the storyline.
The silver fence at Alcide’s place keeps the baby vamps out, so they head out to the neighbor’s house. I mean trailer. Alcide has to be the hero, so he runs over to help.. He takes one out (“when we die we’re goo????”) and his dad shows up out of nowhere to take out another. Yay?
a different rugged look, for those who like the more violent woodsy type.
Russell and Steve show up and grab Jason, and glamour him into telling them where Sookie is. This seems to be all according to the plan, so far. I’m surprised they don’t use the glamouring to make a little.. umm… meatier of a hunk sandwich.
are taken to the site by Jason, but they can’t find the entrance, and are just zooming all over the place. They can smell them, though. The Crazy Elder goes out herself to see Russell. Steve runs rights at her, and she fairy lights him fifty feet away. When she tries to attack Russell, though, she accidentally zaps Jason, and then misses with her second shot. Russell drinks her dry and she turns all zombie-ish and disappears.
god damned cocky faeries.
Then all of a sudden, he can see all the other faeries and runs right at them!