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Andy and Kevin are going through the evidence, where they find one important website – keepamericahuman.com. There’s a video of the hicks crucifying vampires in the sun, and celebrating ‘dragons.’ And by dragons, they mean the grand dragons of the Klu Klux Klan. Andy and Hoyt want to figure out who the dragon is, figuring that he has Hoyt. I’d put money on it being Sheriff Dearborne, as some of the commenters pointed out. Jason and Andy do some nice illegal prisoner beating to get information, but there’s nothing doing.
Meanwhile, Sookie is going to visit Sheriff Dearborne about her parents, completely unaware of the racist hick Obama killing spree. Bud goes right for the guilt, blaming Sookie for her gran and parents’ deaths. Yikes. She hears him say that he has a secret, so she grabs him, thinking it’s about her parents. (It’s clearly about the dragon thing. Bwahh.) Just when Sookie start’s apologizing, she gets chucked on the head from a fat woman. I guess that’s the bad woman with the ironing and the junk food, not Hoyt’s mom. Wahh!
Andy’s dealing with reporters who think Obama is actually doing the shooting. hahahah. Although Sam and Luna mention the lead that they smelled pigshit, Andy doesn’t want Sam and Luna mixed up in things now that the media’s around and they’re randomly shifting.
Meanwhile, Sookie wakes up in a pig filled barn, where she finds Hoyt. She tries to use her powers to zap off the ropes, but it doesn’t work. Oopsies!
Bud’s new girlfriend is, I guess, the real dragon ringleader. Her names Sweetie, and she wants to kill Sookie. Bud has known Sookie her whole life, and doesn’t think hse’s part of the supe conspiracy to take overt the world. Still, she isn’t human. Also, Bud’s cousin in Joe Bob. Why does Sweetie hate supes? One stole her husband. Laaame excuse, writers.
They’re forcing Sookie to drink ginger ale to oxycontin, to put her out I guess.
Kevin hits a lead, but Andy and Jason dismiss it: Bud arrested both of known Obamas in the past. Unfortunately, most everyone’s been arrested in this town. Kevin misses out on the glory, but Bud is discovered in the end: Andy recognizes Bud’s special boots – his retirement present – in one of the torture videos.
Luna and Sam are literally flies on the wall and overhear. (umm. I would have picked something a little less.. swattable.)
The police rush over to Bud’s, but clearly that isn’t the pig-infested center of operations. Jason recognizes his old teacher Mrs. Dearborne, and rememers that she had a pig farm. Where is Mrs. Dearborne, anyway? Is she dead?
Apparently, the Obama/Klu Klux Klan plan is to literally feed Sookie and Hoyt to the pigs.