Just like Lilith. So… he’s a god now? Is he still Bill, or is Lilith in his body?
Last week, we saw Sam offer himself up as Bill’s breakfast. He thought there was some humanity left to appeal to in Bill, but he’s wrong.
gotta get my boyfriend one of those.
Bill bares his fangs to eat Sam – he knows too much! – even though he’s a shifter; do they taste different, like faeries? Probably gamey. Sam has to turn into a fly to escape; Bill sics all the Authority soldiers on the vermin in the house in an attempt to find him. (What they really need is Vamonos Pests!)
Luna’s still hiding naked in the cage, while Emma has been crated nearby. Luna refuses to shift and escape – she won’t leave Emma. Ummm why don’t you shift into something tiny and go into Emma’s cage with her? Or have Emma be a human again and Luna shift into the wolf?
We get some cool shots of Sam flying around the vents with his fly vision. Isn’t there a sturdier insect?
“Steve” goes to visit his little puppy dog, and put her on a leash. Luna isn’t next to her in the cage, so I’m guessing that’s either Luna in Steve’s body or Luna as the puppy. Oh, it’s Luna in Steve’s body; you can tell by the lack of ridiculous flamboyant southern accent and mannerism. He’s wayyy not as good at the human-shifting-character as the guy who plays Sam!
“Steve”‘s almost out of the Authority when Chelsea, the stupid receptionist, interrupts with two tidbits: one, she aced her statistics exam! Two… where is Steve’s southern accent? HAHHAHA I thought he sounded less gay and ridiculous. Steve narrowly avoids the elevator blood test thingy: Rosalyn storms in to yell at him for the frat incident and lead him to a mini tv studio to do some damage control.
little dog syndrome strikes again.
Steve Newlin is live on the news to address the fraternity massacre. Shift, Luna, shift! Shift back into a human! It will be awesome! Steve appears to be getting sick when he suddenly shifts into Luna. Did stage fright actually cause that? Or was it regular shifter sickness?
Everyone across Bon Temps is watching, and she uses the global stage to tell everyone about the evil underground vampire bunker.
Lafayette, watching in Merlotte’s: ”I did not see that coming.”
Just as Rosalyn starts to lunge at Luna, Sam the fly flies into her mouth and then shifts into a human, making her explode! Awesome! That is way better than death by chopstick! Although, I really didn’t need to see ANOTHER naked person covered in blood and guts. Of course, just as everything seems okay, Luna starts getting sick again. I’m sure shifting into a dead thing is very stressful on the body.