Hi, Gasmii! It’s been a few weeks since Sharon Needles won RuPaul’s Drag Race and now that things are quieting down for the queens, I thought I’d take this opportunity to see if Phi Phi O’Hara really was as awful as she appeared on the show or was there some creative editing that just made her seem worse. Because, while I’d never question Heather B’s wisdom that editors can’t use what you don’t give them, I’ll cut Phi Phi some slack and assume she might have been the victim of some Frankenbiting, so after “extensive” research looking at Phi Phi’s tumblr, YouTube videos, Twitter and Facebook fan page, let’s see what the unedited Phi Phi O’Hara’s been up to since the show ended.
Tweeting “sexy” photos you took of yourself on your cell phone: Your argument is invalid.
Even accounting for Phi Phi being (not that) young, gurr. Stop. Please, stop. This is just embarrassing. Especially since you have the torso of a 13-year-old boy who still wears Toughskins from the Husky department.
Sorry, that was just mean of me since it was from before the show but…HAHAHAHAHA. Plus, Phi Phi’s still retweeting and reblogging this so…HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Still, none of this really gets to whether or not Phi Phi is really awful or just played awful on TV. So let’s see what she has to say.
Ooh. Going into a war of wits unarmed. Bold move, Phi Phi.
Heh. Willam likes ponies and Phi Phi still looks like an asshole. But what is this all about, you say? Why are they arguing about tagging on YouTube videos? Let’s go to the tape and see. First up, Phi Phi’s cover of a Bieber song.
Disregarding the fact that even Tatianna, never mistaken for the sharpest tool in the shed (but usually the prettiest) knew to record an original song instead of covering a current single by one of the biggest pop stars around thereby negating any positive traction she could get from recording the song, here are the current tags:
Here are the original tags:
At least spell schlong right.
So, yeah. Score another one for Willam. But, you say, this doesn’t really get to whether or not Phi Phi is awful in general or just has beef with Willam. And I say, you are correct, but let’s see what Phi Phi has to say to her critics starting with…me!
No, Phi Phi. Thank YOU for the free advertising.
Okay, okay. That was a cheap shot since it was from January, and long before we knew just how far, deep and wide her awfulness extended. But has she learned anything since?
But vallegirl, you say, that’s just a hating hater hating on Phi Phi because he jus jellus. She must be really happy and ready to move on now that the Drag U cast has been announced and since she finished in the top three should be raring to show that she’s not the cooze she was on the show. Wait, what is that you say? She didn’t make the cast. Wonder what Twitter has to say about that.
Sure you said no.
I’m not calling Phi Phi a liar, but I’m totally calling Phi Phi a liar.
So to recap. Phi Phi O’Hara? Still awful, but thankfully off our TV screens. Let’s just remember the good times with Phi Phi, shall we?
HAHAHAHA. She cracks me up.
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