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Toddlers & Tiaras is one of our favorite shows, and it boasts many mystifying qualities. Severely obese moms transferring their unrealized dreams onto their innocent children, low income Americans spending all their money on fake teeth for babies, severely obese moms transferring all their unrealized dreams onto their innocent children. Wait. Did I already say that?
My point is, yes, there is a lot to mock about this show, but the thing that has us scratching our head more than anything else is the long list of absolutely ridiculous baby monikers these dumdums come up with. They make Cabbage Patch Doll names sound reasonable and well thought out. What do you expect from moms called Latrina?
There have been many wacked out names over the five seasons of Toddlers, so we’ve Investigated and put together a list of the most ridiculous for you. Just in case you’re five hundred pounds, preggers, and desperate for ideas.
Yes, yes you do.
Moms in the pageant world know all about spray tans and baby wigs, but speln ainther strong soot. Who cares? It’s not the letters in a name, it’s all in the phonetics! Read on for the most f’ed up almost normal names of the bunch.