Tweetgasm: The Bachelorette Not

Watercooler

By Flipit | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 | 12:40 am | 4 Comments
Posted in: Tweetgasm, Watercooler

We could be here all night with the first impressions. How bout I just give them all to you at once?

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And then I got to meet them!! And…some lame guy held a giant egg the whole time. EW WHY. To get all my reactions, check out my twitter page. Let’s just FF now because this show is reeeeeally long. It’s ending!! And guys are going home! And it’s all my fault!

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All in all, I felt good and slept great! Alone. ;( Ah well, there’s always next week! Until then, check out ToughIssues’ fantastic full recap of the show here! BYEEEE!

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

4 Comments

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    itchy itchy
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 3:03 am

    Flesh-eating bacteria. It’s the hottest new trend for 2012.

  2. 2
    itchy itchy
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 3:05 am

    I predict in five years, Flesh-eating Bacteria will be the new botox. Just needs a catchier name.

  3. 3
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 4:33 am

    Why do these girls insist on dressing like tanya harding?…#getarealdress

  4. 4
    L Chienne
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 8:21 am

    Glad she kept Alejando and Alesandro, and the good natured skateboarding hair do from Utah and the black shirt guy with the nice voice; glad she cut Beau Bridges/Grandma and the dude with six kids but she should have cut the big egg man loose and that hotdoggin’ helicopter twit, too.

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