Vanderpump Rules Recap: Can I Get a DAY-UM?

Vanderpump Rules

By Alejandra | Friday, February 15, 2013 | 5:56 pm | 12 Comments
Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Posted in: Recaps, Vanderpump Rules

Hey Gasmii!  Welcome to week SEVEN!  Can you believe they’ve made it this far?  Can you believe it’s coming back for second season?  Can you believe I’m not too great at getting these in on time?  I’ll bet you believe only one of those things fully;-)

We open with a weird look into the lives of the Sur Staff – it’s boring and pointless, then we go in depth to the work of Stassi – an online fashion columnist.  But don’t call her a blogger, FRANK.  As you’re helping her set up her new walk-in closet.  Eesh, the levels of obnoxious-iosity (new word, called it) Stassi reaches in this segment.  Let’s count it up – she’s sitting on what appears to be a California king-size bed, “writing” about fashion for her friend, belittling her new Ken Doll boyfriend (the other one didn’t work out) as he sets up her new WALK-IN closet.  AND she insults my “job,” by claiming bloggers just type stuff into a little website and don’t even reread it.  I do, TOO.  75% of the time.  So sut up. 

It seems like the bickering with Frank is kind of cute and playful, but the fact that she’s annoyed with him as he helps the shit out of her is sort of telling of future problems.  Then, after he makes fun of her “column,” she interviews that Frank sets goals and works to meet them, but has no appreciation for fashion.  Jax, on the other hand, was a model and could definitely dress, but had no goals.  She can’t win!

Seriously, Stassi?  You have a king-size bed, a walk-in closet and you’re literally having to fight off male models. 

At the restaurant, Stassi is clinging to Scheana like a life raft, offering to take her out to dinner for being so sweet at the Roxy show.  The two are eating before their shift starts, but Stassi’s already clocked in and in uniform, and Kristen ain’t too pleased with that.  Can’t say I would be, either.  Kristen runs to Peter and orders him to deal with the situation, and he couldn’t get a whinier response from Stassi in return.  I’ll bet when Peter took the job that involved lording over pretty girls, he had way different expectations about his “duties” than he does now.  He tells Stassi that she needs to be on the floor and not eating, and he tells both girls that they shouldn’t be noshing in front of customers to begin with.  Scheana points out that that’s why she hasn’t put on a uniform, yet, and Kristen, walking by, snits to Peter that she hadn’t been referring to Scheana when she told him to go put his foot down.  Stassi tells Kristen that if Kristen has something to say, she should just come to Stassi, but Kristen objects that she’s not a manager.  Stassi grouches that Kristen normally doesn’t mind micromanaging people every other day of the week, and in case any of you are wondering, you’ve just witnessed a true restaurant documentary.  There’s a Stassi and Kristen in every bunch, and it suckity suck sucks for the rest of us when they fight.

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
About

Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    patbsaid
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    Don’t you think “as Lisa’s publicist” would advise that it’s not a good look to TELEVISE that fact that two of your employees had sex in the bathroom?!

  2. 2
    patbsaid
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    Also, that’s Stassi’s dad, not stepdad. He’s the one who competed with her on the Amazing Race. Thouh, on AR Stassi’s step mom competed too. But now it looks like her mom and dad are back together? Confusing.

  3. 3
    Miss Molly
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    I spit laughed when Stassi’s Dad asked Frank if he was a Democrat. (yea – coz he don’t care if you are employed or a gigantic dickwad .. just so long as you are not a Democrat)

  4. 4
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    This show is even trashier than I expected. And I watch Shahs of Sunset. So you know I set the bar high.

  5. 5
    Whatever
    Posted February 17, 2013 at 6:39 am

    Yeah those were both Stassi’s biological parents. Maybe they’re just friendly after so many years divorced? But they did look quite comfortable. Her dad is an architect in New Orleans and last episode she said her mom lived in California. Her dad was a giant ass on the Amazing Race.

  6. 6
    NouveauPoor
    Posted February 17, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    “So sut up.”

    Hysterical.

  7. 7
    MrsRogerSterling
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 10:33 am

    Fun new drinking game! Take a shot every time Stassi says “literally”. You will be bombed before the first SUR empolyee tells us how good looking they all are!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Let’s hope someone has gotten inside Stassi’s pants and tied her tubes. You would think she would be a better human being, but then you meet her drunk and let’s rip on our daughter parents and I see where her attitude comes from.

  9. 9
    Maggs
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 10:23 am

    did you see the previews for next week? That LL saying she had unprotected sex with Jax and then Jax having to tell Stassi some bad news? my bet is LL is knocked up, or tells him she’s knocked up to keep him and F up his getting back with Stassi

  10. 10
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Jax looovvvesss him some damaged women doesn’t he.
    What. A. Tool.

  11. 11
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 11:58 am

    IS THIS REAL LIFE???

  12. 12
    Miss Delight
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    A. “So sut up.”
    B. “An orange peanut? For me?!”

    These two gems put you in the “Best recap of any show I’ve read all year” category.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.