We return to Katie and Kristen at fucking spinning class, because everyone in LA is obsessed with fucking spinning and they all go to spin gyms that have shit like “ We came to fight sweat win thrive, etc.” on the walls, forgetting the fact that basically they are rooms in which people get angry and sweaty riding bikes that go nowhere. I understand the anger part. Kristen interviews that there’s a lot of pressure to be the skinniest, hottest girl at Sur, so that’s probably why the staff works out five times a week. I see that. Gotta work off all the booze you pound at work somehow.
After class, she and Katie sit down to discuss the Stassituation since Vegas, and Katie reveals that HER request for an audience with Her Highness has been granted, but no such clemency was offered to Kristen. I can’t imagine why Kristen wouldn’t be ecstatic about this, and to her credit, she seems to not give a shit that she might be free of a girl she probably didn’t like much anyway.
Katie is hoping that Stassi will take responsibility for flying off the handle in regards to Katie’s reaction to Stassi’s new relationship with Frank, and I hope Katie has a Plan B. I don’t get the feeling that Stassi much cares for “taking responsibility.” As for why Stassi chose to see Kristen as opposed to Katie, Kristen snits bitterly that clearly that means that Stassi cares more about her relationship with Katie more than her relationship with Kristen. Or you just hurt her more deeply, yelled at her at work more often and gleefully threw a party without her. Could be that.
Later, at work, LL and Jax get called in to discuss the sexident in the bathroom. SCANDALOUS! LL is quick to clarify that she and Jax had sex at TAKAMI, but not at Sur – NEVER Sur. LL? Not helping. Jax and LL quickly and furiously deny everything to Lisa, then Jax interviews that they absolutely DID have sex in the bathroom. But he’s sure as shit not getting fired over it. Lisa interviews that SHE knows they had sex – THEY know she knows, but until she catches them in the act, what can she do? She has to let it go. Not really, California is an at-will state. Lisa could fire them for looking at her the wrong way. Granted, she might open herself up to a lawsuit, but only if Jax and LL are good friends with an employment attorney who’s willing to work pro-bono. I call bullshit.
Lisa asks LL to go, but keeps Jax to remind him that LL is literally unstable, and Jax is getting himself into something very serious. Damn, you have to be pretty certifiable for your BOSS to warn your boyfriend about you. Oh, wait – according to Jax he isn’t LL’s boyfriend! Lisa scoffs that LL is emotionally invested in what they have going on, so whether Jax likes it or not, LL is his girlfriend. Jax needs to take the “Seinfeld” test. Are there tampons in your apartment/truck, Sir?