Vanderpump Rules Recap: Can I Get a DAY-UM?

Vanderpump Rules

By Alejandra | Friday, February 15, 2013 | 5:56 pm | 12 Comments
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As much as I want to high-five the shit out Frank right now, he’s finished.  We’d ALL like to punch anyone who orders a double-martini in the face, but in the service industry, it is your job to take shit, and never, ever give it back.  It’s why many people loathe the service industry.  And sometimes you reach your limit and might give some attitude, but usually it manifests itself in the way you look at someone or in the harsh, “THANKS,” you give them when they inevitably tip you poorly (asshole drunks are often cheap).  Those are things that will earn you a begrudging write-up from management and will preserve your self-respect.  But when you go and call a girl ugly and threaten semi-violence to a customer, you are indeed cruisin’ for unemployment.

Frank heads in for the meeting, and Lisa interviews that she is PISSED.  I believe her.  And she has every right to be – she says that she spends a good deal of time and money creating an atmosphere for her restaurants and Frank has peed all over that by being aggressive with a customer.  Also – not for the first time.  Apparently he was inappropriate with Kyle from ROBH at one point, and was disciplined for it.  Uh-oh… pattern of behavior…  She asks him to give his side of the story, and he explains the first part about the ordering of doubles.  Lisa cuts him off and clarifies that it is (I assume) Sur policy that when someone orders a double, an extra shot is put in the drink, and the customer is not charged double.  Eeesh, Frank.  My restaurant has a different policy because we like to make doubles prohibitively expensive so as not to attract douchebags who order them.  However, it’s tantamount to stealing to charge someone a different price than what your restaurant says you should.  DUH.

The two then hem and haw about the particulars of what went down until Lisa finally shames Frank into admitting the wedgy comment.  She slams him for it and basically fires him immediately after that.  Frank tries to end things on a positive note, but Lisa cuts him off and tells him that he can give his girlfriend the message.  I assume that’s a thinly veiled remark designed to warn Stassi to clean her act up, too.

 Too bad Stassi has bigger balls than Frank and actually stands a chance of winning an argument with Lisa.

Frank heads out back where Stassi is waiting to take him to meet her parents (ha!), and Frank spins a story of colossal bullshit about how he took the meeting by the horns and gave Lisa the truth.  Are you SERIOUS, Homey?  She ate your ass for lunch. 

Stassi’s really upset as she and Frank head to lunch because Frank is now not just a bartender, but an unemployed bartender.  At least Jax was an unemployed model.  Also, now she has to work alone with all the “crazies.”  Or, you know, her friends.

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    patbsaid
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    Don’t you think “as Lisa’s publicist” would advise that it’s not a good look to TELEVISE that fact that two of your employees had sex in the bathroom?!

  2. 2
    patbsaid
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    Also, that’s Stassi’s dad, not stepdad. He’s the one who competed with her on the Amazing Race. Thouh, on AR Stassi’s step mom competed too. But now it looks like her mom and dad are back together? Confusing.

  3. 3
    Miss Molly
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    I spit laughed when Stassi’s Dad asked Frank if he was a Democrat. (yea – coz he don’t care if you are employed or a gigantic dickwad .. just so long as you are not a Democrat)

  4. 4
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    This show is even trashier than I expected. And I watch Shahs of Sunset. So you know I set the bar high.

  5. 5
    Whatever
    Posted February 17, 2013 at 6:39 am

    Yeah those were both Stassi’s biological parents. Maybe they’re just friendly after so many years divorced? But they did look quite comfortable. Her dad is an architect in New Orleans and last episode she said her mom lived in California. Her dad was a giant ass on the Amazing Race.

  6. 6
    NouveauPoor
    Posted February 17, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    “So sut up.”

    Hysterical.

  7. 7
    MrsRogerSterling
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 10:33 am

    Fun new drinking game! Take a shot every time Stassi says “literally”. You will be bombed before the first SUR empolyee tells us how good looking they all are!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Let’s hope someone has gotten inside Stassi’s pants and tied her tubes. You would think she would be a better human being, but then you meet her drunk and let’s rip on our daughter parents and I see where her attitude comes from.

  9. 9
    Maggs
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 10:23 am

    did you see the previews for next week? That LL saying she had unprotected sex with Jax and then Jax having to tell Stassi some bad news? my bet is LL is knocked up, or tells him she’s knocked up to keep him and F up his getting back with Stassi

  10. 10
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Jax looovvvesss him some damaged women doesn’t he.
    What. A. Tool.

  11. 11
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 11:58 am

    IS THIS REAL LIFE???

  12. 12
    Miss Delight
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    A. “So sut up.”
    B. “An orange peanut? For me?!”

    These two gems put you in the “Best recap of any show I’ve read all year” category.

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