Vanderpump Rules Recap: Can I Get a DAY-UM?


The two end up fighting so much that he leaves in a huff and Stassi just keeps saying, “Rilly?  RILLY?”  I hate to say that it’s funny, but it totally is.  Especially because Frank is calling Stassi out on behaving like a spoiled brat and he is totally right to.  Unfortunately, Stassi has found men who are willing to put up with her bullshit, so she’s just now realizing that she’s been behaving abominably.

 His final revenge…

See you next week, Gasmii!  But for now, your moment of zen:

An orange peanut?  For me?!

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    patbsaid
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    Don’t you think “as Lisa’s publicist” would advise that it’s not a good look to TELEVISE that fact that two of your employees had sex in the bathroom?!

  2. 2
    patbsaid
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    Also, that’s Stassi’s dad, not stepdad. He’s the one who competed with her on the Amazing Race. Thouh, on AR Stassi’s step mom competed too. But now it looks like her mom and dad are back together? Confusing.

  3. 3
    Miss Molly
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    I spit laughed when Stassi’s Dad asked Frank if he was a Democrat. (yea – coz he don’t care if you are employed or a gigantic dickwad .. just so long as you are not a Democrat)

  4. 4
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    This show is even trashier than I expected. And I watch Shahs of Sunset. So you know I set the bar high.

  5. 5
    Whatever
    Posted February 17, 2013 at 6:39 am

    Yeah those were both Stassi’s biological parents. Maybe they’re just friendly after so many years divorced? But they did look quite comfortable. Her dad is an architect in New Orleans and last episode she said her mom lived in California. Her dad was a giant ass on the Amazing Race.

  6. 6
    NouveauPoor
    Posted February 17, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    “So sut up.”

    Hysterical.

  7. 7
    MrsRogerSterling
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 10:33 am

    Fun new drinking game! Take a shot every time Stassi says “literally”. You will be bombed before the first SUR empolyee tells us how good looking they all are!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Let’s hope someone has gotten inside Stassi’s pants and tied her tubes. You would think she would be a better human being, but then you meet her drunk and let’s rip on our daughter parents and I see where her attitude comes from.

  9. 9
    Maggs
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 10:23 am

    did you see the previews for next week? That LL saying she had unprotected sex with Jax and then Jax having to tell Stassi some bad news? my bet is LL is knocked up, or tells him she’s knocked up to keep him and F up his getting back with Stassi

  10. 10
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Jax looovvvesss him some damaged women doesn’t he.
    What. A. Tool.

  11. 11
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 11:58 am

    IS THIS REAL LIFE???

  12. 12
    Miss Delight
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    A. “So sut up.”
    B. “An orange peanut? For me?!”

    These two gems put you in the “Best recap of any show I’ve read all year” category.

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