Vanderpump Rules Recap: Guess who’s back… Back again…

Vanderpump Rules

By Alejandra | Thursday, January 17, 2013 | 3:32 pm | 8 Comments
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Stassi interviews that she and Jax have serious issues, one of which is the fact that he doesn’t come every night.  As in he spends every OTHER night away from their apartment.  Good catch, Stassi!  The couple continues to fight in front of guests until Lisa has to step in.  Stassi sneaks away and Lisa tells Jax to shape up and warns him that it’s his butt on the line if he and Stassi can’t get along at work.  And we all know she’s contractually obligated to fire someone this season, so he’d better take her seriously.  Hilariously, Stassi interviews that the two have talked about marriage countless times.  WHAT?  Why?  Stassi rightly points out that since Jax’s modeling career isn’t as steady as it used to be, she’d have to be the breadwinner, and I’ll bet that’s something our little, southern Daddy’s Girl just ain’t up for.  Marriage.  Maybe in Vegas, but even that’d be pushing it.

We leave the restaurant and head to Inflictions (where you should totally go for tattoos), so Scheana and her Mom can get matching hummingbird tattoos.  And before you say mother/daughter tattoos are trashy, the tats are for Scheana’s grandma and Scheana and her mom are best friends.  So only a LITTLE trashy.  Scheana’s mom advises her to kill Stassi with kindness and Scheana interviews that it’s good to have a support system in a city like LA, because it can get rough.  She thinks she’s more equipped to handle the bullshit having grown up there.  She’s not wrong – I love LA natives.  I would populate my friend group with them exclusively, but that’s like trying to populate your friend group with truffles – hard to find and expensive.

And because we haven’t seen enough of Stassi and Jax fight, we meet them for lunch at Stout WHERE I USED TO WORK HOLLA!!!!  Stassi orders a sauvignon blanc at a beer bar and steps one step closer toward her Orange County future.  This lunch is the only evidence I need that these two need to break up eee-fucking-mediately.  Jax voluntarily slept in his car the night before and Stassi just doesn’t get it.  Why would a MAN sleep in his CAR instead of coming home to his APARTMENT with his girlfriend of TWO YEARS.  That’s how she TALKS.  I hate IT.  You know what I hate more?  The fact that she’s acting so incredibly superior to her boyfriend right now when she is clearly missing the fact that he is cheating on her SO HARD.  You wanna know what guy sleeps in his truck instead of coming home to his girlfriend?  NO GUY.  That guy is lying.  Stassi continues to berate Jax in public until he finally agrees to “grow up,” and we cut to Jax interviewing that when he and Stassi fight, he just shuts down. 

 And leaves to bone other girls. 

I gotta say, I hate it when I meet crazy insecure people and they’re with someone that legitimizes their crazy insecurities.  Poor Stassi? 

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    I want some more insider info Alejandra!

    We were not allowed to drink during our shift…But I think that might be a WA State law kind of thing. If we worked lunch and our shift ended early we had to eat in the “break room”. If we took smoke breaks, that made it really hard cause we didn’t have an “out back behind the restaurant”, we actually stood in front and off to the side with all the people waiting for tables!

    Yes, we had uniforms…the changed alot in the 7 yrs I worked at The Old Spaghetti Factory. When I first started as a busser it was black pants and an OSF polo shirt. When I was a hostes, it was a knee length skirt, button up shirt, or sweater set, black slip resistant granny shoes, and nylons had to be worn, or black dress pants. As a Server at one point it was khaki pants and white polo shirt. Which was stupid as shit! then it went to Blue button up shirt with khaki pants, that was stupid too! Then it was black slacks, white button up shirt and black floor length apron, you know kind of like The Olive Garden…When I first started there I was 17 and made 4.90 and hour…we got paid less because we made tips…

    We were told by Managers not to “date” any of our co-workers, but once the Store Manager started dating one of the servers that went to shit! Like I said, we all dated, we all partied together…For the most part it was fun. But I can tell you this, I will never go back to being a Server!

    Kevin Lee was on a few episodes of Beverly Hills Brides or some stupid bride show on TLC. I can’t remember.

    Like I said in the MiniCap–I read Stassi’s Q&A on the Bravo blog…She is one Delusiona Bitch….(yes it should be delusional, but I made the spelling error once in a T&T recap, and it has stuck on the gasm ever since)

    Keep up the great work, Dish when you can, but I think you spoiled the Scheana Shae breakup…not that we wouldn’t see it coming!

  2. 2
    Alejandra
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    Whoa, there, I didn’t mean to say anything about Scheana and Shea breaking up – just that their relationship is real. That sentence should’ve read “the break ups ( Stassi and Jax) and the relationships ( Scheana/ Shea, Tom/Kristen and Tom/Katie) are real.” No spoilers!

  3. 3
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    Ok, HEHHEH, But if it was to happen, who wouldn’t see that one coming? Stassi just rubs me the wrong way…Entitled is what comes to mind

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Funny, Stassi doesn’t get it is her behavior that drives men to cheat. Stassi, the opposite attitude will keep men where you want them to be. Be the free spirit that doesn’t care, and Jax will.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    Why isn’t this showing up under recaps? At least on my firefox screen you are not here Alejandra.

  6. 6
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    @Lab, I use firefox also…In the comment section it does come up, but in the new recaps it doesn’t…Maybe we pissed off one to many pageant moms again :) JK!

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    I hate Stassi, but I can kind of see where she’s coming from. She wants Jax to grow up, take the lead in their relationship, be financially and emotionally responsible, but he makes her feel completely insecure with his passive-aggressiveness. He wanted to break up with her without looking like the asshole and he can play the “she’s a crazy bitch” card and the entire viewing audience (such that it is) is on his side. We all know he’s a cheating piece of shit and we excuse it because Stassi comes off as completely paranoid.

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    WaffleBoy
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 9:23 am

    Stassi orders a sauvignon blanc at a beer bar and steps one step closer toward her Orange County future
    That was one of the best things I’ve read in awhile, thanks.
    And this is just from one guy’s perspective, but I’ve never seen a guy driven to cheat on his girlfriend. They cheat because they want to and they can find somebody to cheat with. Guys leave their girlfriends for acting like horrible people, but cheating? Nope that’s all on Mr Man. At least that’s my opinion

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