Someone who does not piss me off immediately is Scheana – she’s adorbs and interviews that she’s the new girl at Sur and everyone knows she boned Eddie Cibrian a.k.a. the ex-Mr. Glanville a.k.a. Mr. Rimes a.k.a…
Cole Deschanel… “Sunset Beach,” forever in our hearts…
I don’t hold with extra-marital affairs or nuthin’, but I do hold with not introducing oneself to the nation talking about how awesome one’s serving job is or how pretty one is. There’s a shot of Stassi shitting on Scheana about not giving a table the specials, so, yeah. They hate each other. Stassi interviews that Scheana had been honest about dating a married man, but had claimed no knowledge of his wife. THEN Stassi learned that said married man was Eddie, and she found this really, REALLY high horse to get up on. She interviews that there’s no way Scheana had no idea that the famous actor she was dating was married because, “we all got Google!” I wish I could say something about the shallowness of assuming that everyone Googles whomever they date, but I live in LA, too. That’s part of the fun…
Scheana tries to pick up some drinks for Stassi’s table at the bar, but Stassi intercepts and shits on her some more before grabbing the drinks from Scheana’s hand and delivering them instead. Stassi goes on to interview that SHE went to an all-girls high school in NEW ORLEANS so Scheana is not someone that is appropriate friend material. Bitch, please. A) you’re from New Orleans, so I feel like you should be cooler, and B) if my all-girls high school experience was the meter upon which I judged all future social interactions… fuuuuck.
Shortly thereafter, we’re introduced to Jax –
Not as cute as his namesake (Jasper Jax, “General Hospital,” I love soaps…)
Stassi’s boyfriend and one of the bartenders. He and Stassi have been dating for two years and he describes her as very intelligent. He chalks up their volatile relationship to that fact.
Everyone dates and is friends with everyone else at Sur. Not for long. Peter, smarmy manager explains that Tom Sandoval dates Kristen. Tom Schwartz, another bartender, dates Katie, another server at Sur and best friends with Stassi and Kristen. Stassi currently dates Jax but did spend four months hooking up with Peter at one point, and Katie has hooked up with Peter as well. Peter describes Sur as a “bit of a merry-go-round.” I would describe it as a circle jerk.
Lisa interviews that it’s difficult to manage such a place and if she fired everyone who slept with somebody, she’d have no staff. True dat.
Scheana hangs out at the bar with Jax and he serves her a white wine spritzer. Stassi walks up and asks if Scheana needs something. Stassi interviews that she doesn’t want Schean manstealer near her skuzzy man. Stassi annoyed that Jax is being nice to Scheana.