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Lisa describes Stassi as a jacked up cheeky little minx. With love, though. Stassi continues to read Jax the riot act – Jax interviews that Stassi attacks him all the time. Happy couple!
Meet Katie – wants record label, big neckace. Tom S. is headlining Viper Room. Do you know how many friends I have that headline the Viper Room? Like this Tuesday? Tom wants to be famous, not Michael Jackson fame – that’s too much! But some fame, please. BULLSHIT.
Lisa sits down with staff to talk about tippage. Who made the most tips is not a statement I’ve ever heard in a restaurant. Scheana the most, Kristen the second, Stassi slacker. People are cliquy. Scheana is from Villa Blanca. Good decision on Lisa’s part according to Lisa. Guillermo is Lisa’s business partner, says they need to sell specials. Stassi is the descendant of a Swedish princess. PPFFFFT. Stassi doesn’t know the menu. Or the wines. Let’s talk about the tip pool. Scheana thinks the pool is bullshit, Stassi says they have more teamwork. Scheana is making waves already.
Jax and Peter go out for drinks. They both hate Stassi, talk about sex with her, Jax flirts with the waitress. Calls her waitress. Peter calls it Don Jooolio. Ha! Manager my ass. Jax is from Florida. Nuff said.
Scheana heads to a recording session. She’s never sung before, but some porn/record producer said she looked like a brunette Brittney type, so she’s cutting a demo. It’s so terrible and porny. Even her boyfriend can’t keep a straight face. FYI, the demo she’s cutting, absolutely sounds like something I’ve heard in clubs, just to give you an idea of how hard it is to create that shit. Less phone sex more porn star.
At Stassi and Jax’s apartment, Katie, Kristen and Stassi day drink and talk about Scheana. Kristen and Katie think Stassi should give Scheana a chance, but Stassi isn’t budging. Scheana sucks, that is all. Stassi interviews that she and Jax are the leaders of the pack when it comes to the group at Sur. So go Jax and Stassi, so goes the nation. God help them. Apparently Stassi’s been cheated on a lot before, so that explains some of her icky feelings toward Scheana. Jax interviews that he and Stassi moved in together really early and she yells at him all the time. So they’re gonna work out. If there’s nothing that helps a struggling relationship, it’s reality television. Good Luck!
We head to Lisa’s house to give viewers the impression that Lisa “works.” Her business partner, Guillermo and Francis, the executive chef all arrive to test out some new sushi recipes. I don’t know if putting crispy onions on raw fish is “new” when it comes to sushi, but everyone seems to like it. The conversation moves to the servers and Lisa’s a little concerned about their behavior. They talk back, drink like fish on the job and are all sleeping together. Lisa grumbles a bit, but it’s clear she has no intention of setting or even enforcing rules that could govern the behavior of the idiots that work for her. Whatevs, ill-behaved people are way more fun to watch. Also, Stassi is friends with Pandora, so Lisa has a soft spot for her. Yawn.