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Tuesday, February 26, 2013
11:46 pm
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Tagged: Alejandra, annoying success, back to normal, bravo, brutal honesty, crying, dog boutique, episode 6, episode 9, fake therapy, frank, funny, girl-on-girl, idiots, jax, Jen, katie, kristen, laura-leigh, massive closet, minicap, morons, Peter, recap, schaena, season 1, season finale, silly photo shoots, stassi, Tina, tom sandoval, tom schwartz, tvgasm, vanderpump rules, wihining
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We return to find Jax at… therapy. Damn, who the hell is trying to convince that he’s trying to outgrow douchbaggery? Stassi or us? Regardless, I hate this whole segment (as I hate all televised therapy), mostly because the therapist does not end the damn thing in 90 seconds by telling Jax the only things he needs to hear to make his life better – grow the fuck up, get a real job, stop drinking so damn much, and stop having unprotected sex with crazy people. Oh, and head to Out of the Closet for an STD test – you need one and those are free.
Alas, Therapist gives credit to Jax, most likely due to a monetary agreement of some kind or the fact that she probably wants to jump his bones, he talks out some of his issues. Despite my overwhelming annoyance at his treatment and choice of women, the whole thing is kinda sweet and honest. He claims to have just started creating lies to make his own life sound better at some point, and is now caught up in a shallow lifestyle he doesn’t want anymore. Hmm. That took some balls to admit, I would imagine. As for women, he’s an admitted hound, but he wanted things to change with Stassi. Things were wonderful at first, but she was so insecure and controlling of him, their relationship suffered. But, he loved her, so he put up with it. Unfortunately, because of his history, Stassi was all too ready to believe that Jax cheated – which he maintains he didn’t do. Blah, blah, blah – why do you want her back again? Do you really think this whole cheating thing – whether you did it or you didn’t- is going to do much for Stassi’s incredibly deep-seeded, destructive and, frankly, violent insecurity issues?
Because it’s not. If you get back together, you need to get her ass to therapy, too.
About the cheating, the therapist doesn’t believe Jax for a minute, ironically, and goes so far as to tell him that it’s okay if he’s lying – she’s used to it in the beginning. Ha! Smart lady!
The next day, it’s Photoshoot Part Deux, but this time only for the ladies. Basically the only thing you need to know about this part is that all the girls love each other at the moment, and Stassi and Scheana make out. Guess the photographer’s straight.
After the wrap, Scheana apologizes to Lisa for flipping out last week over work, and the two women have a nice little talk. Lisa tells Scheana that she holds the young lady to a higher standard than she does the rest of the staff, and knows that Scheana’s telling the truth when she says that she’ll endeavor to be less emotional and more patient when it comes to Brandi. Hey Lisa – make Pandora hire Scheana for the website. I’ll bet you everything you’ve paid Stassi up till now that you’ll get better results. I don’t care if Scheana’s not a “writer.”
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Well if there is another season, I’ll be watching. Yeah I just said that!!
I am shocked that RHOM was even brought back for a second season. I barely made it through DC and refused miami!
Will be back for the reunion
Has anybody else noticed that Larali looks just like Katie Holmes used to before she got Princess Di style uter-rented by the Scientologists?
Speaking of people’s looks. I don’t see where Stasslococcus looks that much better with her false chin than her before pics.
But I did notice she’s got 1 eye that likes to go Miss Andy on her. Her family should’ve spent their Amazing Race $ fixing that instead. Since she wants to model.
Sounds to me like the “lady” in Vegas scammed Jax. Dumbass sent her money for an abortion – was he even sure she was pregnant and if so – was it his?? I hope she got a grand from that loser! If he wanted to come clean with his lies, why do it at the party? Cannot wait till the reunion!
Jason (now that I know his real name I refuse to use the other one) – they are called condoms.
I also admit if there’s a 2nd season I’ll watch. I’m down to only watching the NY, NJ and BH housewives (!! only?!) so I need another Bravo show. I can’t stand Stassi’s face. Really? Chin implant? She needs another one. She has the \homely girl gets a makeover\ face and she always looks like she just had a huge crying jag. Always puffy and bloated looking.
I know it’s so superficial to pick on her face, but this is how I release my inner meanness I guess!
Stassi looks like a less attractive horsier version of Chelsea Clinton. Yeah, I said it. And LL… really? I wonder how many actual talented, better looking acting students wanted to down a bottle of scotch and vicoden after seeing her “make it”.
Yes! Chelsea Clinton. It was bugging me who she reminded me of.
Stassi is an ugly crier. That’s all.
I heard LL is a veteran of reality tv shows. Back to reading the recap.
I have to admit that I had my doubts about the show but I’m ready for another season. Hopefully we don’t have to wait another full year.
I’m sorry but after watching Stassi’s behavior with Kristen, I could not help but laugh when Jax was telling her he cheated. She is such a delusional bitch and Lisa is coddling her behavior. Is Stassi Pandora’s Cedric?
Alejandra, thanks for recapping this shit show for us.
I have not been following this show that much, but the few times i have it did struck me how pretty Stassi is. I think she has major insecurities, just like many other beautiful women, because they know guys are with them for their looks. Men who goes after her, will go after other pretty girls too: ” if i got her, then maybe i can get someone even prettier too”- phenomenon.
I challenge anyone to find a better line than “live up to that sock in your speedo.” That, my friend, was gold.
Maybe LL was playing “crazy,” rather than actually being so? Plus, maybe she wanted to showcase her “acting” talents by playing the sex freak, the psycho and the ingenue within the show’s entire run?She’s crazy… like a formerly meth-addicted fox.
Watch next year she comes back pregnant. Remember her and Jax used unprotected sex.
Derek, check out her IMDB page, she cleans up very nicely and has had a few jobs. I call bull on her being a meth addict unless she has the pictures and scabs to prove it.
Those two walking STDs princess STASSInfection and Jax totally deserve each other. My absolutely favorite moment of this show was Laura-Leigh telling that cowardly anal orifice Jax off in the bar while he tried to ignore her. Second favorite moment was the snivel wad Stassi asking for the night off because Laura-Leigh was working too.
So LL is going to be on the Client List for like 4 or 5 episodes…Man, I happen to like that show….
Nice Darko reference…
Featherhead – Jax took to his twitter to say yes the woman did scam him (who knows as he is an admitted liar), is working at SUR and he and Stassi are together? They will be on WWHL on the 4th.
^ nice pull @ labowner.
Forgot – ewwwwww they share their work dresses.
@lab! My dinner! LMAO. Who would ever share that info?
So, does Sclera have a better itunes career going than RHOJ hosewife Melissa Gorga?
@labowner – Thanks for the confirmation! As soon as I heard his story, I was like that is the oldest trick in the book! And if the idiot fell for it, he deserves everything he got!
@Aunt Dorsey, not sure, but maybe there’s a Bravo-lebrity channel on Pandora?