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We return to find Jax at… therapy. Damn, who the hell is trying to convince that he’s trying to outgrow douchbaggery? Stassi or us? Regardless, I hate this whole segment (as I hate all televised therapy), mostly because the therapist does not end the damn thing in 90 seconds by telling Jax the only things he needs to hear to make his life better – grow the fuck up, get a real job, stop drinking so damn much, and stop having unprotected sex with crazy people. Oh, and head to Out of the Closet for an STD test – you need one and those are free.
Alas, Therapist gives credit to Jax, most likely due to a monetary agreement of some kind or the fact that she probably wants to jump his bones, he talks out some of his issues. Despite my overwhelming annoyance at his treatment and choice of women, the whole thing is kinda sweet and honest. He claims to have just started creating lies to make his own life sound better at some point, and is now caught up in a shallow lifestyle he doesn’t want anymore. Hmm. That took some balls to admit, I would imagine. As for women, he’s an admitted hound, but he wanted things to change with Stassi. Things were wonderful at first, but she was so insecure and controlling of him, their relationship suffered. But, he loved her, so he put up with it. Unfortunately, because of his history, Stassi was all too ready to believe that Jax cheated – which he maintains he didn’t do. Blah, blah, blah – why do you want her back again? Do you really think this whole cheating thing – whether you did it or you didn’t- is going to do much for Stassi’s incredibly deep-seeded, destructive and, frankly, violent insecurity issues?
About the cheating, the therapist doesn’t believe Jax for a minute, ironically, and goes so far as to tell him that it’s okay if he’s lying – she’s used to it in the beginning. Ha! Smart lady!
The next day, it’s Photoshoot Part Deux, but this time only for the ladies. Basically the only thing you need to know about this part is that all the girls love each other at the moment, and Stassi and Scheana make out. Guess the photographer’s straight.
After the wrap, Scheana apologizes to Lisa for flipping out last week over work, and the two women have a nice little talk. Lisa tells Scheana that she holds the young lady to a higher standard than she does the rest of the staff, and knows that Scheana’s telling the truth when she says that she’ll endeavor to be less emotional and more patient when it comes to Brandi. Hey Lisa – make Pandora hire Scheana for the website. I’ll bet you everything you’ve paid Stassi up till now that you’ll get better results. I don’t care if Scheana’s not a “writer.”