We return and it’s time for the wrap party at Sur. Or, as I like to call it, Jax’s Final Revenge on Stassi for sleeping with Frank. Everyone else is having fun, taking shots and making merry, and then Jax shows up! First, he quits (not really, totally still works there). He tells Lisa that it’s not good for Stassi for him to work there, and a relationship between the two would be impossible if they were to work together. THEN, while Stassi’s enjoying her night, Jax slips up behind her, distracts her with flowers, takes her out back and… admits to cheating on her. She explodes into tears, and rips into him for basically alienating her from all her friends, dating her coworker and… taking her dog. Damn, when she spells it out, he is kinda evil. I’d still rather grab a beer with him than her, though.
And as if this carpetbomb of honesty weren’t bad enough, after unloading, he basically takes a deep breath, says, “Well, that felt good to get off my chest. I’ll see ya.” Poor Stassi’s just a mess on the patio, and he heads back inside to grab a martini. To his credit, he does announce to all of their friends that he’s a liar, and gets taken to task for it. Well, as taken to task as one can get by a West Hollywood waitstaff. There are a lot of “DUUUUUDE”s and “I just can’t believe it”s. I think he got off pretty easy, and he still has his truck, so at least he’s got a place to stay.
WELL, Gasmii. It’s been quite a ride. I appreciate you sticking with me for this whole thing – I actually got way more sucked in than I thought I would. How about you?
A few little nuggets – as of about a month ago, Stassi and Frank were still together, the reunion is very yelly, but everyone’s still friends AND still working at Sur – including Jax, and as far as the cast knows, there will be a Season 2, so I don’t know what Miss Andy was going on about the other night. I don’t claim to have the definitive answer on that one, but I think he might just be trying to build up suspense. Also, the show has better ratings than RHOM, so I’d be surprised if they canceled it.
See you next week for the reunion!
And now, your moment of zen: