Oh, and Jax? This is a night that you should worry about coming home to find your booze and jewelry missing.
So, remember that party that Lisa was planning for Mohammed that Scheana wasn’t allowed to work? Weeeell, Peter accidentally scheduled her and Scheana missed an audition to come in and work THE SPECIAL PARTY. So, when it comes time for this to be resolved, Peter has Kristen work the party and Scheana take over Kristen’s station. But, when Scheana is informed of this development, she is none too pleased to have canceled an audition (the entire reason she lives in LA) to cover someone’s section. She rails at Peter, and when she comes in, basically refuses to work and bursts into tears heading for the bathroom. At the end of the day, what she’s really upset about is the fact that she had the talk with Brandi to avoid work snafus just like this one, and it doesn’t appear to have done any good. Lisa comes to the bathroom to talk and explains that it’s just too soon to sic Scheana on Brandi, despite the fact that a “talk” was had. Plus, Brandi’s getting sued by Adrienne, and is liable to punch Scheana in the face should things get heated, as they most likely will. No judgement, I love Brandi for that quality, but it’s not a good look for any party, and Lisa was right to prevent it. Scheana heads home in tears, and it’s the only time this season I support someone walking out on their shift. Do NOT make an actor miss an audition for nothing and then put them in an incredibly embarrassing situation to boot.
Another night about to go down in flames? LL’s. Why? Because Jax grabs Stassi and throws himself on her mercy, asking to be taken back. Stassi points out that he has a girlfriend, and Jax VEHEMENTLY denies it. Stassi doesn’t budge on the girlfriend business, but she does allow for them to be friends again, and Jax holds out the hope for them to get back together. He tells her he wants to marry her, he’d stay a bartender for the rest of his life as long as he could see her every day. Also? LL was a distraction.
What a DOUCHE.
After commercial, it’s time for some fucking LL Style payback, and damn does Jax deserve it. From what I can tell, he “slowed down” their relationship by cutting off all contact. So what would any girl do in this situation? Confront the asshat at work, considering he won’t answer your phone calls or texts and has defriended you off of Facebook. Yeah, it was not so dignified, yeah, LL looked every inch the crazy we’re sure she is, but I’m pretty sure she wasn’t in the wrong. When someone you’re sleeping with cuts you off with no explanation, I know I go to a crazy place. Then Stassi walked up and smiled through the entire thing, and it was really gross. Again, LL is clearly nuts and not so sensible, but Jax! What the fuck did you expect, jackwagon??? I hate recapping shows when the cast is full of people I don’t want to hang out with. BORED.