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Jax and LL head to the Sweat Shop, which is a… sauna. You know, those things that cannot be found in gyms and Korean spas all over the city? LL makes a point of not drinking coffee because she doesn’t need it – she’s so healthy! Or already on a stimulant of some kind! This whole segment is a picture into the relationship between LL and Jax and it is anything but healthy. In the course of 20 minutes in a sauna, LL shakily has to get out and take a break, and wishes (out loud, several times) that she hadn’t taken her Prozac that morning. Jax makes fun of the fact that her dad is in prison and she laughs it off. LL literally begs to stay at his house and watch TV while he’s at work so she can prepare for a huge audition – go Julliard training! And finally (and predictably) Jax interviews that things are moving really fast with LL, and he follows said interview by encouraging her to move to New York.
Also, this dumbshit thinks nothing of spending $35 to sweat. IN LA.
In Stassi news, THIS HAPPENED.
Stassi tells Katie that she and Frank have broken up (whoa, that was real?), and that she just wants to be alone for awhile. <<Inside Track? Either that breakup was fake or they got together like, next week. Still together as of three weeks ago.>> She thinks it was stupid to get involved with someone so soon after breaking up with Jax, and resolves to stay single for awhile. The puppy rolls around and whines and does puppy stuff and I knit him a sweater because he looks cold. Stassi goes on to say that she hopes Jax can stop being mean to her at work so things can just go back to “normal.” How exactly would Jax stop being mean to YOU? Should he stop emasculating you and trying to alienate all of your friends?
After the cleansing sweat lodge, LL and Jax head out and LL thanks Jax for helping her get clean… Uh, what? Turns out LL has a grand total of SIX days of sobriety under her belt because she drinks and lies to Jax about it! Phenomenal! Jax now does not want to let her stay in his apartment all day because there’s a bar there and he doesn’t want her be alone with it. Dude. SHE WORKS IN A BAR AND DATES A BARTENDER. Jax is in so far over his hairy, patchy head, it’s not even funny. LL gets super defensive and claims that she feels great at the moment, and why would she want to screw that up with alcohol?
Because you’re an alcoholic? And reason means nothing in the face of getting wasted?