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Wednesday, February 6, 2013
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Elsewhere (Los Feliz to be exact), Stassi and her mom head to the Alcove. Gasmii, if you’re not from LA and plan to visit someday, you must go to this place. You must. It is by far one of the best bakeries/bars/coffee shops I’ve ever been to, and it’s only a little crazy overpriced. But where else can you get a slice of blue velvet cake and a Sazerac? But enough tourism, let’s get to know Stassi’s mom! According to Stassi, she and her mother are exactly alike. They’re both dramatic and intense, but also princesses at heart. Are those things supposed to be different? Her mother lives 60 miles away from Stassi, and is divorced from Stassi’s father. Shocking. Just shocking. To be honest, despite her super stiff face, I like the fact that when Stassi relates the whole Vegas story, her mother is aghast not at the Jax shenanigans, but the fact that Stassi was sharing a room with Frank. Whom she just started dating. Ha! Love it. At the end of the day, of course Mama Schroeder supports with her daughter when it comes to Stassi’s friends clearly siding with Jax in the breakup, and she KNEW Jax wasn’t right for her daughter. For the entire TWO YEARS they were dating she knew.
Thanks, Mom. I so love making my own mistakes. Can’t you tell how much character it’s given me?
In case you missed the pilot, Scheana’s a singer! Well, not so much a singer as a “pop star,” because “pop stars” don’t have to have as much talent in one single area. They can be mediocre at many things and land an opening gig at the Roxy if they know the right people. Case in point, Scheana will be opening for Tina this week at the Roxy. In a segment that will make you cry if you have some sort of dream that it takes hard work and talent to become a working artist, Scheana heads to the studio to rehearse for the concert. She needs some backup singers/dancers, so she grabbed two of her friends to help. Here is the list of things Scheana and Her Friends are bringing to the table that have earned them this incredible opportunity:
- Nice Faces
- Pounds of makeup
- Past cheerleading experience
- Friendship
You’ll notice I didn’t mention the ability to sing/dance. There are three dudes present at this meeting, one of which is the porn-producer lookalike we met in the finale, one is a middle-aged normal who looks like he might not be in this SOLELY to fuck girls, and the other one is some Indie kid who recently sold out who looks like he would rather be eating his own face than sitting in on this meeting. While the other two producers advise Scheana to come up with a routine of some kind because the stage is biiiig and Scheana is smaaaallll, so they should move arooooound, Indie Guy says not a word, and is probably wondering if he can afford some sort of plastic surgery to make sure he’s never recognized after this airs.
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I just can’t get past the fact that Stassi was considered to be in any way 1) attractive 2) a desirable friend 3) a desirable employee in the first place.
Why isn’t this woman living under a bridge and stealing cat food?
LOL @Holyterror! Cats wouldn’t put up with her bullshit. They’d slit her throat and bury her in a giant litter box.
@Alejandra this was hilarious. I love the pictures of “stars” leading to Dr. Drew. Brilliant!
While maybe not pretty on the inside, Stassi is certainly attractive.
@Tiger, You’re far more forgiving than I — and also seem to be deaf and blind.
What really angers me is how Lisa keeps this bitch around and explains their behaviors.
Jax, you’re fucking an addict with obvious trauma from her childhood.
Pro-tip folks – when you hear grown women with a girl voice they have experienced some sort of tragedy/trauma and that part of their brain stops maturing. Thank you Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla for that knowledge.
Get off your high horse Lisa – no they are not representing you or SUR unless she paid for the trip.
Peter could be really hot is he shaved off that ridiculous molestache. Just my two cents for this episode.
@Labowner, but since they are being filmed they are representing SUR. Yes no?
Even if they are ‘representing’ Sur, who cares? I really have no interest in the personal lives of servers in a restaurant. Good service is the only thing I care about and so should Lisa! All these fools would definitely be fired in the real world.
Classy if she felt so strongly about their behavior and how the misrepresented SUR, why didn’t she fire them? She can’t have it both ways.
Classy that is a good question about who paid for the trip. Wasn’t one of the “K”s complaining about the cost of the trip?
To me it sounded like Stassi paid for the food and drinks..
LL is way to messed up to be on film…Glad I am not the only one that couldn’t get past her baby voice.
I can’t believe that I watch this show!!
Once these kids clock out, they don’t represent Sur. They should be professional on the job but if they want to act like assholes on their own time, they are entitled. I love how Stassi tells Jax he needs to grow up. STASSI, AT LEAST JAX HAS A CAR AND DRIVES! WHY DON’T YOU GO TO DMV AND GET YOUR OWN LICENSE?! YOU TELL JAX HE HAS NO AMBITION, BUT YOU ARE A SERVER/MODEL TOO! YOU THINK YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT CATCH, BUT YOU NEED A BIG GIRL JOB TOO! Stassi reminds me of Maggie from Gallery Girls. She became hated by the \cool kids\ so she kissed Amy’s ass to gain an alliance. Stassi is doing the same shit with Shaena.
I don’t understand why Lisa keeps her. She says Stassi was close with Pandora, but Pandora never struck me as a bitch like Stassi is. How could they be friends? Stassi drinks on the job, creates a hostile work environment, is over dramatic, and creates problems in general. She is a liability, not an asset. An ass, yes. An asset, no.
@ holyterror – I agree about Stassi. She reminds me of a slightly better looking Chelsea Clinton. She has a good body, that’s it. I can’t get past the face. And with her sparkling personality it makes her look that much uglier to me.
yes, I knew I’d seen Stassi before. Always in the middle of her parents Bill & Hilary. the resemblance is there, but Chelsea has the class that Stassi lacks
I’m actually starting to, dare I say it, enjoy this show. I hate Jax/Stassi and this show has absolutely no rooting interest, but I’m into it for the pure soap aspect of it. We all know Jax/Stassi are going to wind up back together because that’s what all self-involved nitwits do, once they make the person they’re actually interested in jealous. I actually do feel kind of bad for rebound sex toy, Laura Leigh, and I hope that all of this doesn’t send her spiraling toward drug use again. Hopefully, she has her sponsor on speed dial. Or the phone number for the casting director of “Intervention.”
Less Scheana’s on-stage gyrating, I was hoping we could see more of Tina and her performance. She seems cool, level-headed, awesome, and is actually attractive!