Scheana promises they’ll be ready, but giggles that the songs is just so hard to sing all the way through. Then she asks if the mics can be autotuned. Damn.
Thank God that’s over, let’s head to Sur and check out Tuesday! Jax “charms” a pair of Brazilian ladies before heading back to the bar. He’s cornered by Peter who, in his infinite professionalism, demands to know if Jax is indeed sleeping with another Sur server already. Guess what! He is! It’s Laura-Leigh, the girl Scheana briefly introduced us to last week by pointing out the girl’s most recognizable feature. Here’s a hint, it ain’t her good looks, brains or sparkling personality.
It’s her incredibly unfortunate voice.
I have to say, I had a roommate in college who had a similar voice, and she was THE FUCKING DEVIL. I’m not drawing any conclusions, but every time I meet a girl like that, I get the most intense feelings of dread and anger. I’m going to reserve judgment on Laura-Leigh, but there’s one strike against her that I really can’t help. And Lisa Warner, if you’re reading, I dipped your toothbrush in the toilet every night. BECAUSE YOU DESERVED IT.
Peter says he knew who it was immediately because of body language. Considering Jax and LL make out at the service well several times during that shift alone, let’s not go crazy with our opinions of Peter’s powers of perception. Unfortunately, Peter isn’t the only one who knows about LL and Jax. Stassi knows now, too, and who thinks that she’s going to have a reasonable and not totally hypocritical response to this situation?
I’m so fucked!
Peter asks if LL is a rebound, and Jax stresses that she’s not, not at all. Ears burning, LL twitches up and squeals about the two Brazilians Jax was talking to and asks if she needs to kick some ass. Anyone else think she was only semi-kidding? Holy crap, this girl has only been onscreen ten seconds, and I’m already getting “Fatal Attraction” vibes. Strong. Then, Jax hilariously says he was just speaking Spanish to them. I don’t know why he would do that considering Brazilians speak Portuguese, but I’m guessing South American geography was never Jax’s strong suit.
Dating psychos on the other hand…
After LL heads back to work, Jax asides to Peter that it’s the best sex he’s ever had, and I believe him 110%. Again, I’ll refer you all to “Fatal Attraction.”
Crazies are always amazing in bed. It’s not fair, but it’s true.
When Stassi arrives, Peter puts her in the lounge with all of her former friends/current haters, and she looks like she’s going to start crying. Can’t say I blame her. Can you imagine how it would feel to work at a place where everyone hated you and your significant other had just started dating a different coworker?
Can you imagine that at all, Stassi?