Stassi has a whine session with Frank, who looks like he’s tolerating less and less of her bitchy bullshit, and then she tries to get Peter to cut her early. It’s a no-go, and Peter is awesome enough to point out her obvious hypocrisy regarding Jax and his Mental Patient du Jour, so poor Stassi has to work a full-length shift on her first day back from suspension. A suspension she received, you’ll remember, for not coming into work. Kristen’s been watching the entire thing go down, and she interviews that she’s loving every minute of Princess Stassi finally getting her due. I’d agree with her, but I still like her less than Stassi at this point, so, fuck you, Kristen.
And while Lisa continues to say that she’s not interested in the personal lives of her staff, she finds out Jax is already sleeping with LL, and feels the need to confront him about it. Not only because Jax was crying in her living room over Stassi, like, 12 hours ago, but also because LL is a recovering addict. Oooooh fuuuuuuuck. This shit just went to a whole other level. Run, Jax. Run. Jax interviews that, “Ugh, it’ FINE. I know she’s an addict. But she’s like, nine months sober.” Wow! Nine whole months? And she doesn’t work in a bar or hang out with heavy drinkers or anything that would compromise her sobriety, right? What? She does both of those things? Well, I’m sure it’ll be fine. Things like these have a way of working themselves out, especially when the subject is on national television.




“They never fucking learn.”
Stassi interviews that Jax told her he would revenge fuck a server at Sur, and darned if he didn’t pick the weakest link. Ouch. I can’t decide what I hate more – the fact that Stassi is referring to a human being as the weakest link, or the fact that she’s probably right…
Well, the shift ends, and Stassi presumably didn’t die, but socially she may as well have. Kristen throws a party and doesn’t invite Stassi, which makes it really easy to invite a whole bunch of other people, like Scheana, Shea, Jax and LL. Everyone comes over, has a great time, and Kristen interviews that she always liked Scheana, but previously didn’t want things to be awkward around Stassi. Fair. Sometimes sacrifices have to be made. The party still pretty much revolves around Stassi, though, as she remains the main topic of discussion. SchTina want to hear about Vegas, and Jax goes into some details including how he feels like he won the “fisticuffs” because he’s not with Stassi anymore. Heehee. Then the focus turns to LL, and she reveals that she called Stassi in an effort to be honest about the new relationship with Jax, but said honesty is backfiring on her HARD. She reads off paragraphs of texts Stassi has sent her, and they are the most horrible, awful, nasty high school mean girl texts I’ve heard in a long time. Like, in the current climate, if she and LL were at high school together, Stassi’d be suspended. Like, if LL wanted to press the matter, she could probably get Stassi fired. Like, if Stassi were to continue, LL could probably take some sort of legal action (I know that sounds extreme, but Los Angeles is, shall we say, litigious in the extreme…).
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I just can’t get past the fact that Stassi was considered to be in any way 1) attractive 2) a desirable friend 3) a desirable employee in the first place.
Why isn’t this woman living under a bridge and stealing cat food?
LOL @Holyterror! Cats wouldn’t put up with her bullshit. They’d slit her throat and bury her in a giant litter box.
@Alejandra this was hilarious. I love the pictures of “stars” leading to Dr. Drew. Brilliant!
While maybe not pretty on the inside, Stassi is certainly attractive.
@Tiger, You’re far more forgiving than I — and also seem to be deaf and blind.
What really angers me is how Lisa keeps this bitch around and explains their behaviors.
Jax, you’re fucking an addict with obvious trauma from her childhood.
Pro-tip folks – when you hear grown women with a girl voice they have experienced some sort of tragedy/trauma and that part of their brain stops maturing. Thank you Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla for that knowledge.
Get off your high horse Lisa – no they are not representing you or SUR unless she paid for the trip.
Peter could be really hot is he shaved off that ridiculous molestache. Just my two cents for this episode.
@Labowner, but since they are being filmed they are representing SUR. Yes no?
Even if they are ‘representing’ Sur, who cares? I really have no interest in the personal lives of servers in a restaurant. Good service is the only thing I care about and so should Lisa! All these fools would definitely be fired in the real world.
Classy if she felt so strongly about their behavior and how the misrepresented SUR, why didn’t she fire them? She can’t have it both ways.
Classy that is a good question about who paid for the trip. Wasn’t one of the “K”s complaining about the cost of the trip?
To me it sounded like Stassi paid for the food and drinks..
LL is way to messed up to be on film…Glad I am not the only one that couldn’t get past her baby voice.
I can’t believe that I watch this show!!
Once these kids clock out, they don’t represent Sur. They should be professional on the job but if they want to act like assholes on their own time, they are entitled. I love how Stassi tells Jax he needs to grow up. STASSI, AT LEAST JAX HAS A CAR AND DRIVES! WHY DON’T YOU GO TO DMV AND GET YOUR OWN LICENSE?! YOU TELL JAX HE HAS NO AMBITION, BUT YOU ARE A SERVER/MODEL TOO! YOU THINK YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT CATCH, BUT YOU NEED A BIG GIRL JOB TOO! Stassi reminds me of Maggie from Gallery Girls. She became hated by the \cool kids\ so she kissed Amy’s ass to gain an alliance. Stassi is doing the same shit with Shaena.
I don’t understand why Lisa keeps her. She says Stassi was close with Pandora, but Pandora never struck me as a bitch like Stassi is. How could they be friends? Stassi drinks on the job, creates a hostile work environment, is over dramatic, and creates problems in general. She is a liability, not an asset. An ass, yes. An asset, no.
@ holyterror – I agree about Stassi. She reminds me of a slightly better looking Chelsea Clinton. She has a good body, that’s it. I can’t get past the face. And with her sparkling personality it makes her look that much uglier to me.
yes, I knew I’d seen Stassi before. Always in the middle of her parents Bill & Hilary. the resemblance is there, but Chelsea has the class that Stassi lacks
I’m actually starting to, dare I say it, enjoy this show. I hate Jax/Stassi and this show has absolutely no rooting interest, but I’m into it for the pure soap aspect of it. We all know Jax/Stassi are going to wind up back together because that’s what all self-involved nitwits do, once they make the person they’re actually interested in jealous. I actually do feel kind of bad for rebound sex toy, Laura Leigh, and I hope that all of this doesn’t send her spiraling toward drug use again. Hopefully, she has her sponsor on speed dial. Or the phone number for the casting director of “Intervention.”
Less Scheana’s on-stage gyrating, I was hoping we could see more of Tina and her performance. She seems cool, level-headed, awesome, and is actually attractive!