Vanderpump Rules Recap: Twitch Jr. is Born

Vanderpump Rules

By Alejandra | Wednesday, February 6, 2013 | 1:45 pm | 15 Comments
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In the end, though, karma’s a bitch.  Stassi goes to the show, sees everyone having a great time without her and actually thinks Scheana does a good job.  Brought to tears by how much her life sucks and how awful she’s been, she heads outside and bemoans her tragic, beautiful life.  Scheana, because she is very, very smart, chooses this moment to reach out to Stassi, and it looks like the two girls may actually be able to become friends.  Gross, but okay.  Stassi still hates everyone else, but at least now she has one friend on the 1st String again.

Whew, these bitches are hard to keep up with – thank you so, so much for all the comments, but I hope it doesn’t mean you’re all falling down this rabbit hole.  Because, forced to watch it, I am.  VP is the new “Hills.”  Dum dum DUM…

 

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    Holyterror
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    I just can’t get past the fact that Stassi was considered to be in any way 1) attractive 2) a desirable friend 3) a desirable employee in the first place.

    Why isn’t this woman living under a bridge and stealing cat food?

  2. 2
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    LOL @Holyterror! Cats wouldn’t put up with her bullshit. They’d slit her throat and bury her in a giant litter box.
    @Alejandra this was hilarious. I love the pictures of “stars” leading to Dr. Drew. Brilliant!

  3. 3
    Tiger
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    While maybe not pretty on the inside, Stassi is certainly attractive.

  4. 4
    Holyterror
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    @Tiger, You’re far more forgiving than I — and also seem to be deaf and blind.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    What really angers me is how Lisa keeps this bitch around and explains their behaviors.

    Jax, you’re fucking an addict with obvious trauma from her childhood.

    Pro-tip folks – when you hear grown women with a girl voice they have experienced some sort of tragedy/trauma and that part of their brain stops maturing. Thank you Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla for that knowledge.

    Get off your high horse Lisa – no they are not representing you or SUR unless she paid for the trip.

  6. 6
    SarahRita
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    Peter could be really hot is he shaved off that ridiculous molestache. Just my two cents for this episode.

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 6:45 am

    @Labowner, but since they are being filmed they are representing SUR. Yes no?

  8. 8
    MsMmm msmmm
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 7:40 am

    Even if they are ‘representing’ Sur, who cares? I really have no interest in the personal lives of servers in a restaurant. Good service is the only thing I care about and so should Lisa! All these fools would definitely be fired in the real world.

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 9:02 am

    Classy if she felt so strongly about their behavior and how the misrepresented SUR, why didn’t she fire them? She can’t have it both ways.

  10. 10
    labowner
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    Classy that is a good question about who paid for the trip. Wasn’t one of the “K”s complaining about the cost of the trip?

  11. 11
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    To me it sounded like Stassi paid for the food and drinks..

    LL is way to messed up to be on film…Glad I am not the only one that couldn’t get past her baby voice.

    I can’t believe that I watch this show!!

  12. 12
    SurrealGirl
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    Once these kids clock out, they don’t represent Sur. They should be professional on the job but if they want to act like assholes on their own time, they are entitled. I love how Stassi tells Jax he needs to grow up. STASSI, AT LEAST JAX HAS A CAR AND DRIVES! WHY DON’T YOU GO TO DMV AND GET YOUR OWN LICENSE?! YOU TELL JAX HE HAS NO AMBITION, BUT YOU ARE A SERVER/MODEL TOO! YOU THINK YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT CATCH, BUT YOU NEED A BIG GIRL JOB TOO! Stassi reminds me of Maggie from Gallery Girls. She became hated by the \cool kids\ so she kissed Amy’s ass to gain an alliance. Stassi is doing the same shit with Shaena.
    I don’t understand why Lisa keeps her. She says Stassi was close with Pandora, but Pandora never struck me as a bitch like Stassi is. How could they be friends? Stassi drinks on the job, creates a hostile work environment, is over dramatic, and creates problems in general. She is a liability, not an asset. An ass, yes. An asset, no.

  13. 13
    PrincessButtercup
    Posted February 9, 2013 at 5:52 am

    @ holyterror – I agree about Stassi. She reminds me of a slightly better looking Chelsea Clinton. She has a good body, that’s it. I can’t get past the face. And with her sparkling personality it makes her look that much uglier to me.

  14. 14
    andsoIsay
    Posted February 9, 2013 at 7:18 am

    yes, I knew I’d seen Stassi before. Always in the middle of her parents Bill & Hilary. the resemblance is there, but Chelsea has the class that Stassi lacks

  15. 15
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted February 9, 2013 at 8:14 am

    I’m actually starting to, dare I say it, enjoy this show. I hate Jax/Stassi and this show has absolutely no rooting interest, but I’m into it for the pure soap aspect of it. We all know Jax/Stassi are going to wind up back together because that’s what all self-involved nitwits do, once they make the person they’re actually interested in jealous. I actually do feel kind of bad for rebound sex toy, Laura Leigh, and I hope that all of this doesn’t send her spiraling toward drug use again. Hopefully, she has her sponsor on speed dial. Or the phone number for the casting director of “Intervention.”

    Less Scheana’s on-stage gyrating, I was hoping we could see more of Tina and her performance. She seems cool, level-headed, awesome, and is actually attractive!

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