If anyone still cared about what was happening at the restaurant, it’s really busy and Scheana’s killing it, so she’s well on her way toward pissing off Stassi some more by being successful.
“Everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.” Wise words, Ani DiFranco…
Back in Vegas, Stassi’s having a blast at dinner, and Peter’s getting really nervous that if Jax shows up now, something explosive is going to… explode. DUH. Peter texts Jax not to come until after dinner – what that will solve, I’m not sure, but it turns out not to matter. Jax shows up anyway and after politely greeting everyone at a party that he was expressly uninvited to, he insults Frank.
Stassi loses her mind, because that’s what happens when you mix insults with alcohol, and I don’t blame her for a damn minute. If my friends conspired to get someone I was super-pissed at to come to my birthday, I’d be pissed, too. I get that no one wants Stassi and Jax to break up, but COME ON. Either Tom Sandoval is tired of listening to Jax whine, or he really just wanted to see Stassi go nuts. I find either situation absolutely plausible. Unfortunately for Stassi, her entire friend group likes her laid-back, fun-loving ex way more than they like her cranky bitch tits, so when she calls out Jax, the only person who supports her is Frank. And when I say that her friends don’t support her, I mean that Tom Schwartz calls her a bitch and then pours a drink on her. DAMN! Just goes to show, you can get away with a lot if people like hanging out with you.
I mean, I get it, Stassi is clearly not easy to love, but it is HER BIRTHDAY and she just got trounced on by someone she didn’t want to spend it with. Everyone should have boycotted the situation. Frank starts calling out Jax for living off of a girl ten years younger than him (fair) and Jax calls Frank a rebound pawn (probably also fair).
Jax gets so upset Peter has to carry him out of the restaurant, but the argument follows them outside. Kristen gets in Frank’s face asking him if he slept with Stassi before she and Jax broke up and I think he says he didn’t. At some point Frank and Jax try to fight, but Tom Sandoval manages to get in the middle. He ends up shirtless (and he’s so tiny!) and then the producers get the cast away from the restaurant. But no one manages to leave the parking lot without Frank and Jax getting into it briefly. It’s sort of anti-climactic – Frank carries Jax a few feet and then they get broken up. Literally, that’s how they fight. Hahahaa, hilarious. Crazy!
“Dude, this really just looks like we’re happy to see each other.”