Vanderpump Rules Recap: What happens in Vegas…

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By Alejandra | Wednesday, January 30, 2013 | 6:59 am | 10 Comments
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The little fun intercut this episode is of Stassi jumping into a pool naked.  So, that’s immortalized.  I wonder what her private high school would think about that?

Stassi still has one night left in Vegas, so she and the B Team head to Vanity to party it up.  Because they just don’t fucking get it, Kristen, Katie and the two Toms show up, too.  Their continued divebombing of her birthday celebration goes about as well as you’d think, and Stassi won’t even look at her old friends.  They try and talk to her, but Stassi refuses, so Kristen, Katie and Tom Sandoval head out to a patio.  They hate that Stassi is hanging out with people they consider to be freeloading kissasses, and tell Stassi so when she finally comes out to talk to them.  She rails on the girls some more for taking Jax’s side (blah, blah, fucking blah), and she refuses to admit that she grabbed Katie’s hair.  Katie won’t even listen to that, so as you could guess, nothing gets resolved, and if anything, it looks like things are worse than they were before.  Stassi interviews that it’s her birthday, and what she says goes, and she’s not going to let Kristen and Katie ruin it.  I’m kind of with her on this one.  She wanted to have a good time in Vegas, and her friends literally would not let her.  She behaved fine until someone allowed her ex-boyfriend to crash her party. 

It’s my party and I’ll bitch if I want to. 

Next week: Scheana and Stassi become friends?  I’m assuming that there’s alcohol involved.

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 10:19 am

    “She behaved fine until someone allowed her ex-boyfriend to crash her party.”

    What show were you watching?

  2. 2
    Jammin
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 11:32 am

    I hate that I actually felt bad for Stassi having her birthday ruined.

  3. 3
    mere2142
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    I’ve been racking my brain trying to think of a single redeeming quality these people posses. You know you’re shitty humans when the best I came up with was that Jax went back to Vegas to accompany the girl he knocked up to have an abortion.

  4. 4
    Sunshine
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    I don’t care if it was her birthday..Stassi would have been just as totally mean to people if the tables were turned so she gets no sympathy from me. Karma is a bitch and the laws of attraction show us you attract what you give out….and she is a fake bitch and therefore is surrounded by the same.

    I wish Lisa would fire her, she is a Kyle from RHOBH in her younger years.

  5. 5
    Jones
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    I hope Stassi gets a boob job because since she was previously a little chubby they are sub par.

  6. 6
    C
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 8:01 pm

    Thought I recognized Stassi from somewhere and finally had an Aha moment. She was on a show called Queen Bees where the premise was that they’d be “reforming” mean girls, ironically enough.

  7. 7
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:49 am

    I’m sure one of these fuckfunnels also said “What happens in Vegas…” Because no one on a reality show can resist it. All I have to do is hear the word “Vegas” said on TV, and my hands are already clenched into fists of pure rage.

  8. 8
    Catherine
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    Fuckfunnels! Good one @notwithoutmytv

  9. 9
    Bob LobLaw
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 8:42 am

    Did anyone else catch that Stassi’s real name is Nastassia? Does that make her any more tolerable?

  10. 10
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 11:48 am

    Forget Stassi.
    Why did Jax (stupid stupid name) want Stassi back so bad?
    Why would Jax rawdawg a hooker? AVEGAS HOOKER!
    How long do you think it took for Jack to get his 12 year old sister’s sweater over his much large mandibles?

    If my exboyfriend said “How does my dick taste?” to the man I am currently dating I would be so mortified. I would probably move out of state and go into therapy to figure out my shit.

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