VIDEO: TVgasm’s Parent of the Week: Alexis Bellino

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By Flipit | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 | 10:54 am | 8 Comments
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TVgasm LOVES bad parenting, because it leads to amazingly terrible personalities to fill future reality shows. Alexis Bellino’s brood will have every show on Bravo by 2035. Thanks, Alexis! 

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    kczar
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Ha! I wish I had morphine every time I have to listen to Alexis explain something. It really hurts, you guys!

  2. 2
    EastCoastGirl
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    She is a real peice of work that one is. How in hell do these people make money hand over fist with no talent what so ever while hard working people are struggling. And to think that she also pro-creates! God help us all!

  3. 3
    LAC LAC
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    Did anyone else think that Jim the Chin was going upstairs to find a wall that he could bang his head against? I know I wanted to.

  4. 4
    OutHouseCat
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    I would have had to had morphine, xanax and God knows what else to let Jimmy the Chin bang away on me. But then again, it was probably only 30 seconds out of her night.

  5. 5
    Sugarbush Joy_Subtraction
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    Damn. Every time I think I might kinda’ sorta’ like her, she says something like that. It just proves to me that intelligence has nothing to do with income potential.

  6. 6
    kczar
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    I just watched the episode. If I had been a parent at that party, she would have wished she did die in childbirth. Urging those kids to nag their parents into taking one of those puppies home? Cut. A. Bitch.

  7. 7
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 6:50 am

    So this is a party for Demerol???????

  8. 8
    skychickie
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Demerol, morphine, and coumadin. All good names for those free puppies at the party.

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