I’m honestly waiting for the new belly button to pop off like a champagne cork and a monster baby to eat its way through. I wish AMC had picks of her horrible belly so I could post them here. I guess they realize what a bad job was done on that.
The Gub’ner, like a true douchebag, is hitting golf balls into the heads of the walkers. He makes a joke to Merle about letting the women come and do the same so they can make a “first”. Gub’ner doesn’t want to have Merle run off searching for Hotstuff when he’s needed back at the fort. Why doesn’t someone just StinkpalmTM this guy so he’ll get sick and stop going after my Boondock Babe?
Rick’s unnecessarily worried about OO, but they go to find her anyway. Meanwhile, poor Carl’s being exposed to his mom dropping trow so she can pop out this baby. All any young boy has ever wanted to see is his bitch mom squirt a zombie through her vagina. Mr. Sugarbush is not immune to the gurgling sounds coming from her gaping cooze, so he’s sitting next to me gagging.
Carol continues to try to save T-Dogg from his own fate, but they run into a pack of wild zombies. Because “the Good Lord” has reserved this story line for our beloved T-Dogg, he thrusts himself into the pack and yells at Carol to make a break for it. That’s all she wrote. T-Dogg has succumbed to a racist horror storyline.
Back at the Gub’ner’s mansion, Andrea thanks him again for helping them and I can just see Lady M cringing wherever she is. Gub’ner scolds her for giving Merle hope and they share a moment. They exchange quick stories about their dead families, but he doesn’t take this opportunity to reveal the fact that his family’s heads are all sitting in fishtanks in his office.
Andrea spurns Gub’ner’s advances and his attempt to get her sauced, so he walks her to the door and promises Merle will have their weapons ready for them upon exit. Sure he will…
In the generator room, Rick and Oscar try to shut things down while Hotstuff is manhandling a door being rammed by walkers. Suddenly, the guy that Rick locked in a zombie pen after he split Sr. Badass’s head comes bursting out with an axe. Oscar starts to pelt him with trashcans and then puts a bullet in his head. This will surely prove Oscar’s loyalty.
Luckily for us OO haters, Olive has ruptured her uterus and is bleeding out. Her bright idea is to use a knife laden with walker guts to perform an emergency C-section, but Carol’s not around. This job either goes to Maggie or Carl, the most unfortunate child in the post-apocalyptic world at this time. Maggie cries about it, because she’s not yet smart enough to hate OO.
Andrea is trying to convince Lady M to stay another day or two for whatever reason. Of course, Lady M finds this to be a load of bullshit. And, because we’re not allowed to have that story develop too much, we cut to OO’s babymaker.