The rest pair off into other cells with Carol and OO sharing one and the Love Birds in another. Can you imagine the acoustics of that place? I sure hope Maggie and Glenn can keep their nookie sessions as quiet as possible. Awkward.
Is that a baby in your shirt, or are you just…a fat bitch now?! Ow!
We’re back to looking in on the daily routine of the Samurai Road Warrior. Luckily, she still has her armless zombie boys with the sweet abs. She’s living in a deer cooler with Andrea, who is lying in a corner seemingly either sick or hungover. SRW tries to care for Andrea, but she’s having none of that. People dying for her will not be a continuing theme. The ladies decide to head out so Andrea doesn’t die in the cooler. We’re not getting a lot of info on this party, but hopefully we’ll learn more about this badass lady and what the hell is wrong with Andrea.
OO thinks she’s lost the baby because it hasn’t been moving. She wonders if the baby is already a zombie and will tear its way out of her gut. I wouldn’t be averse to that… We learn that Carl also thinks his mom is a severe bitch, so at least most everyone is learning. She worries that she’ll die during childbirth only to come back as Nina Garcia and eat her baby.
The Toughs go search the rest of the prison for provisions through what I imagine is what all of the haunted houses are looking like this year. I doubt there’s a single one that doesn’t have zombies. Well, at least they won’t have glittery, brooding vampires with fauxhawks this year.
A walker attacks, effectively dividing up the group. The Lovebirds go one direction while Hershel is left alone. Hershel commits a cardinal horror movie sin by stepping over a corpse believing it to be truly dead. His screams direct everyone to him, so they drag him off to a safe room and chop off the bitten part of his leg.
You’ve kicked in countless walker skulls and torn one’s torso in half and this freaks you out?
As they try to figure out a way to cauterize his severed extremity, Daryl notices a group of non-walker men caged off in the kitchen. The prisoner that says, “Holy shit” is a staple of prison movies, as far as I’m aware. If he is who I think he is, he’s in Blood in, Blood Out and is creepy as fuck.
What did y’all think of this season premier??? I promise that the recaps will be up on time from now on. Without Shane here, do you think they’ll still want to kill these living people simply because they’re criminals? Are you as filled with hate for Olive Oyl as I am? We shall see!
Until next week, my loves,