Watch What Crappens Podcast #32: Old Fake Lesbian Sex, Cheating Like a Countess, And Cujo Face

Watercooler

By Flipit | Wednesday, August 29, 2012 | 2:43 pm | 12 Comments
Posted in: Watch What Crappens, Watercooler

It’s a super-sized episode of Watch What Crappens. There was so much to talk about, and despite our best efforts to keep ourselves on time, we just couldn’t do it. Join Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV) and Ben Mandelker (BsideBlog) as we delve into every minute detail of the latest Real Housewives of New York City episode. From Heather’s nose incident to LuAnn’s pirate booty, we manage to break it all down. After that, it’s on to New Jerseyby way of Napa to discuss the latest showdown between Caroline and Teresa. Finally, it’s time for the best guilty pleasure on TV: Gallery Girls. If you’re not watching, you should, and we’ll give you half a million reasons why as we take on the cast and their latest petty adventures.

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

12 Comments

  1. 1
    Stephanie
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    What is your twitter address/handle?

  2. 2
    Stephanie
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    I meant for the person who wants more followers. I didn’t know which of you were speaking and no @ was given.

  3. 3
    Flipit Flipit
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    OH hahah!! Hi Stephanie! I am @TVGasm. Ben wants more followers. He’s @bsideblog

  4. 4
    Clare S
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    I love the Madison creepy laugh! Thank you

  5. 5
    aida_beta
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Caroline = old, jealous, envious, bad mom trash
    Lauren = young, old lady lover TRASH
    Teresa= crazy dumb trash
    Melissa= gold digging, tramp trash
    Jacqueline= WHO?? who is that? why is she even on the cast??

    Can we get another storyline Bravo? Like, we get it: teresa aint shit. DUH!!
    & Caroline is scaring me! If this is what menopause is all about then Im terrified. Seriously. & can Lauren get some friends her age?! Im 24 and I would rather die than hang out with my mothers friends. Sigh.

  6. 6
    Heather
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    I would listen to a 2 hour podcast for all the shows you mentioned above. In case you have any free time.

  7. 7
    Tracy
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 6:09 am

    I want Bravo to get a totally new cast for Jersey. I don’t understand why Miss Andy kisses Teresa and Caroline’s asses. They are both horrible people with horrible families. The entire Manzo clan needs to go. They are so boring!!! I sooo agree with Matt is wanting to slap the living Shit out of Jacqueline. What a pussy.

    Gallery Girls is my new favorite show. Liz and Maggie are
    My favorites. Chantel I love to hate her and Claudia needs to grow a backbone.

    Ronnie are you from Austin? Where did you go to school? If y’all come to SXSW in March yall need to have a fan happy hour. I would soooo be there. Love the podcast as usual.

  8. 8
    Amanda
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 11:58 am

    This week’s podcast was amazing — might be my all-time favorite. I think we can all agree that the Jersey cast is nothing but trash, but I still can’t wait for the return of Dina Manzo and your trio’s commentary about her. I think it’s going to be the best thing since Tree flipped a table.

    Feel free to add more Gallery Girls commentary, too!

  9. 9
    Terrence
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    I never EVER liked Teresa either! I knew that once Danielle was off the show everyone would see Teresa for the “monster” she is. Danielle was just a good distraction.

    Jacqueline playing possom pissed me off too.

    However it is turning into a Danielle situation. With Danielle she was a crazy lunatic but the girls were gang banging her and turned into bullies. This is happening again. Caroline is getting on my nerves. She’s a sanctimonious bully. Those are the worst kind. I feel icky from defending Teresa as well.

    Yes Briana should definitely be an officially OC housewife.

    On Gallery Girls I love Liz. We’re supposed to hate her and the Upper East Side clan but the Brooklyn gals are “monsters” as well. Maggie’s boyfriend is hot.

  10. 10
    kczar
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Hysterical as always. I almost feel like unfollowing Ben just to follow him again. But that might give him too much anxiety.

    Multiple podcasts would be awesome! Unless you guys want a life or something.

  11. 11
    Stephanie
    Posted August 31, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Thank you for using the term “moon face” when referring to Asslee. Now I know what that really means!! Like mother, like daughter. Cafface (sp? as if it matters…) is steaming mess. If Sephora, Forever 21and Target had a threesome it would be Caffase.

  12. 12
    PurplePerry
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    I would absolutely love it if you did more podcasts! There is no doubt you guys would have enough material and wit for (at least) two podcasts a week. Ronnie, if you can stand the thought of it, you guys should definitely do it! Thanks again for another great show.

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