Watch What Crappens Podcast #39: Crashing Into Shut Up Mountain

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Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) returns to the show to join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) in mocking all things Housewives. Juicy Joe’s blatant lying on the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion, the incessant neurotic bickering about missing legs and borrowed dresses on the Real Housewives of New York, and the “She beat me to the tweet!” crime on Real Housewives of Miami are all covered in depth. Too much depth. Come on in!!

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Flipit
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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

13 Comments

  1. 1
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 1:53 am

    Andy Cohen is a gay boogieman!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!! You guys kill me! And you are all right, he puts the worst bitches closest to him. Then looks surprised when they lose their shit and he’s caught in the middle.

  2. 2
    Ingrid8503
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 8:54 am

    Ronnie, Why aren’t you on Chelsea Lately? Is it because you’re too funny?

    I too was blessed with a hateful personality and will never stop being sarcastic. However (Gretchen Rossi), I’m completely serious when I say you are hysterical and I LOVE listening to your commentary on the downfall of society that is Real Housewives.

  3. 3
    Ohiomom
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 10:08 am

    About the moving homes because of school districts…Moms volunteer at school. Parents see each other at every school activity. My oldest sister is a drama queen who fights me about everything. So, I can Melissa’s point.

    Can’t you see Teresa throwing Melissa’s store bought cupcakes in the garbage at the school carnival?

  4. 4
    Ohiomom
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 10:20 am

    Also, Gia said she is being bullied at school for being on TV and going shopping for her first bra, etc. I read the article and she told Teresa she was being bullied and Teresa said it was hard being on TV. Love, love, love her quality parenting.

    Teresa’s new book…Parentalicious.

  5. 5
    2hyper
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Just finished reading Andy Cohen’s book (hilarious read by the way!) and he talks about the seating arrangement at the reunion shows and how Jill always demanded to be in the Power Seats on either side of him and Alex being pissed off by always having to sit on the end. He also talks about the time when Teresa unmanned him by pushing him down and being scared of her…LOL!

  6. 6
    kczar
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Hilarious as always. I’ve really missed Matt and his pearl clutching. And are we sure that “tried to steal my Pinkberry” isn’t some kind of code?

  7. 7
    lalaluvr
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    Glad you all were back together this week (pearls especially) to once again validate my pathetic fascination with these nutsbags.

    Ben, I made egg salad yesterday and I had to try to explain to everyone why I was laughing so hard I had tears. How does one explain NewJersey and Watch What Crappens Podcast obsession? Some things are best left unsaid.

    Ronnie, your impersonation of Rosie was halarious.

    Luvs!

  8. 8
    LAC LAC
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 8:45 am

    You guys are friggin’ hilarious!! Anyone want to picnic on Shut Up Mountain? Anyone?

  9. 9
    Ohiomom
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 9:24 am

    I have a sister I would love to have move to Shut Up Mountain. Do you know if Shut Up Mountain has any lodging?

  10. 10
    Catherine
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Dying over shut up mountain, was actually listening while grocery shopping and looked like a jerk perusing canned goods laughing out loud.

    I just found this, don’t know if I’m late to the game
    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/10/dui-millionaire-john-goodman-prison-ankle-bracelet-mirror#comments

    But it’s the guy lea blacks husband is representing.

  11. 11
    daisymay
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    that Chateau Salon that used to be in the same space as Catface is now is still in business – moved across town to a less expensive spot that is also larger —– makes you wonder how long the Manzos can keep up their charade of a business that is in such an affluent place (where everyone I know – even the richest – do their own makeup and don’t do the tanning thing)

  12. 12
    flipit
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 2:17 am

    Thanks for listening and commenting you guys!! We are taping later today. Anything you want us to talk about? We’ll be reading the facebook page throughout the show! http://www.facebook.com/whatcrappens
    Love to you and thanks again! I never know what to say in comments for some reason, but I love reading you!

  13. 13
    Stephanie P
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    This just in: shelters are now passing out protective cups to the homeless population.

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