Watch What Crappens Podcast #42: I Weel Heet You Weeth My Pogedboog!!

17 Comments

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   Stephanie P
   Posted October 24, 2012 at 9:47 am

   Warning: A RANT
   OK, before I even listen to this podcast, and I am oh so ready for it, I am compelled to make an obvious/easy and evidently unpopular comment about the monstrosity that is Mama Elsa. Why does everyone tip-toe around this abomination of plastic surgery? The woman looks like she is melting. She is nearly unbearable to watch on screen much less up close or <> in person. If Lisa’s man is such a god in the world of plastic surgery (and please DO NOT add boobs to her), why in the hell doesn’t he offer to fix the multitude of sins that make up Mama Elsa. I think Heidi Montag could be justified in calling “no fair” on this inexplicable overlooking of plastic surgery gone way, way, wrong. And note to Andy Cohen: stop being a goddamn freak about this freak. Do you see what we see, or are you so taken with your sycophants that this is just another tick mark in your freak column?

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   mere2142
   Posted October 24, 2012 at 10:06 am

   Thank for your making my morning at work more enjoyable. I always love listening to your take on things and the impressions are spot on!

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   labowner
   Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:15 am

   Stephanie her face is looking better.

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   classy drunk
   Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:32 am

   I believe no one brings it up because a doctor eff’d her up. She used to be a pretty woman and from what it seems like went in for a face lift and came out looking completely different.

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   jen
   Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:42 am

   Balki……omg…that killed me.

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   Maggie
   Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:59 am

   The squirting orgasm sound effects made my life. Thank you, Jesus. Also, they totally sounded like one of HARRY’S bubble baths. Gross.

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   kczar
   Posted October 24, 2012 at 1:39 pm

   Stephanie, she had an unethical doctor do fills on her face years ago who used (I think) actual plastic. Whatever he used, it caused the deformity and she can’t get it taken out because it adhered to the tissue under her skin. She’d look even worse if they tried to remove it. It’s sad because she used to be a beautiful woman. I think it’s the same stuff that effed up Priscilla Presley’s face.

   Anyway, amazing recap! I’m going to miss the Carol and Ramona impressions. You guys crack me up. And I have a feeling I DO NOT want to know what a fleshlight is…

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   Stephanie P
   Posted October 24, 2012 at 2:08 pm

   Well I am glad to know she didn’t want or expect this outcome. How terrible for her. I remember the old pictures of her from season one and she was gorgeous–she looked like Sophia Loren! This is the plastic surgery nightmare your mother warned you about. I guess I am up for the uninformed A-HOLE award. Sorry to Mama Elsa.

   She’s still difficult to look at…sorry.

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   lalaluvr
   Posted October 24, 2012 at 2:37 pm

   For the luv of all that’s unholy, I am now doing impersonations

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    labowner
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    Stephanie no worries. She is difficult to look at. I had no idea what exactly happened to her face, but if you google plasitc surgery nightmares images you will see she is not alone. Look at how farked up Carrot Top looks. As I have said before, I don’t know if it is all the doctors fault or a combo of her and the doctor.

    Anyone know if you can be allergic to fillers?

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    goat
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    Ronnie – I know how to make $ off people visiting your website. I’m an internet marketer. Firstly, you guys need to get your recaps and other posts to show up in google news. All the other recaps and tabloids do. That’s how I find new ones.

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    Flipit
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Thanks goat!! You can always email me at flipit75@gmail.com. That’s a great tip.
    And thanks you guys for listening! I am addicted to Ben and matt, so I hope the housewives last forever.

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    labowner
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    Flipit – be careful. Don’t want you to end up on Intervention. Is that show still on?

    Goat who wants to find tabloids, let alone new ones?

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    goat
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    Your welcome, Flipit. I’ll e-mail you with some other things you can do that might increase your google visibility/traffic and your click through rate.

    @labowner – I don’t look for tabloids but I do look for recaps the day after a show airs. A lot of real housewives recaps are written by tabloids, and they’re not very good. I found most recaps I read through google news, but tvgasm, I discovered from a forum.

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    LAC
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    “Have you ever walked outside and its windy? And you wonder why it’s windy? I want something for that.”

    Holy Jaysus, that whole sequence with Luann’s “marketing” was hilarious – I spit up my water!

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    NewYawka
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 10:28 am

    LMAO – (Stephanie P – 10/24/12 comment) I AGREE 2000%. Elsa actually scares me. The fact that we talk about it stirs controversy thereby adding more fuel to the fire (and ratings because we are watching). Perhaps a petition to not have her on camera would help.

    I will also comment and that immaturity of Alexia when she put her two cents in the conversation between the two dark haired girls.

    The RHOM are equal to the RHOA in terms of trash, ill mannered, holier-than-thou attitudes and raw immaturity. Actually, RHOM is worse due the unbelievable amounts of plastic surgery, gloating and shallow materialism.

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    pam66
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    Marysol is beginning to look like Elsa. I agree with Stephanie too. Elsa’s face looks like it’s about to fall to the floor & her lips look like they are leaking. Adriana looks like a mental patient twice escaped. Lisa has had some work done on her lips, they look slightly tainted. She looks like a little muscle man doll frolicking around.