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We get a quick little side show of Nick Youngerman who does Ice Ice Baby. Brit Brit loves the hell out of it and dances while grinning like a fool for his whole audition.
Four YAY!’s and he’s off the stage.
In line we watch a couple in love. BARF in love. I don’t “mind” love per se but these two are groping and goo gooing and it is barfalicious. They want to win the $5,000,000 to use for a wedding that Simon Cowell would officiate. When they walk onstage and act all cutesy Britney gives them the stink eye that I want to give them. It occurs to me before they start singing that I haven’t even bothered to learn their names they annoy me so much. And just to please us further they are doing an original. Oh good.
Barfalicious – Will You Be My Baby by Barfalicious
Dear Jeebus. This song was as off key and terrible as they are the judges call them corney and Simon mentions that they could audition for a cruise. Four thank everything NO!’s.
Gracing us next is David Correy. David believes he was meant to do this. David was adopted from Brazil, his mom was 14 when she gave him up to a better life. He believes that if he gets on this show, he could reach out to her with his voice. Nice story but I am not really sure that American X Factor is all too popular in Brazil.
David Correy – Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars
Note for note. EXACTLY like Bruno Mars. Which in my mind is not a good thing. We already have a Bruno Mars. We are looking for something new. I hope he loses the karaoke king voice and pulls through. The judges love him way more than I do and give him credit for exactly what they have called other singers out on. He gets four YAY!’s and I guess we will see how far he goes.
Out in line we meet a nervous young lady waiting to make her mark on the world. All on her own. Her name is Sophie Tweed-Simmons. Her dad is Gene Simmons. From KISS. In an attempt to step out from his shadow Sophie leaves the family at home and takes the bus to the audition. LMAO No she doesn’t. She shows up in a chauffeur driven car, with famous parents in tow. Way to stay under the radar!! As soon as Sophie steps out on stage Demi yells,”You’re Nick’s sister!” giving Sophie even more of that anonymity that she craves.
Sophie Tweed-Simmons – Make You Feel My Love by Adele
WOW is she ever nervous. You can hear the tremor in her voice and her stage presence is awkward. She isn’t AMAZING but she isn’t bad either. I kind of like the “oldness” to her voice. The judges are honest with her about her ability giving me hope for this show and LA Reid gives her a no. But Britney, Demi, and Simon keep the connection to Simmons open by giving her YAY!’s. She needs to practice or she will be eaten alive at boot camp.