X Factor Recap: It’s Contagious Y’all! (Auditions 3)

X Factor

By PearlBlackDragon | Thursday, September 20, 2012 | 12:04 am | 9 Comments
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Dear rob.  Her first song was awful. Her second song wasn’t anything to write about either. But since we’re here…it’s odd listening to her.  She can hit the runs but she falls flat in the middle. And her inflection makes her sound like she has a hearing problem. Yuck. For reasons that still pass me by, she gets four YAY!’s and a giant GO HOME from me. Oh well. We’ll get to watch her crash and burn in the group round of the Boot Camp. That’ll be fun.

Into the greenroom with the judges we go and we find out that it is LA Reid’s birthday.  Demi mentions it to Britney who immediately decides that the best present in the world would be for her to sing Happy Birthday to him.  Demi mentions maybe she could get a cake. Next we see Brit Brit round a corner with a cake for LA, singing Happy Birthday. Her fiance tries to sing along but she gets louder and does more runs until she drowns him out. LOL. LOVE HER.

Back to the show we sorta meet a scary assed lookin’ dude named Vino Alan.  The other contestants are a little concerned about him as he hasn’t talked to anyone all day.  His look has nothing to do with his demeanor we find out, the moment he steps onstage. He is kind of shy. Vino tells us that he performs for the troops as his day job. Wow. Really. Wow. I did not expect that. Especially when he takes off his hat and shows us his bad ass head tattoo. Scary.  

Vino Alan – Trouble by Ray Lamontagne

 

His nerves are crazy and his hands are freaking me out with how much he is shaking but he is singing right through it. I was prepared to not like this dude but I do. A lot. And I really don’t think he knows how good he actually is. LA agrees with me, and the other judges just love him.  Four YAY!’s but it will be interesting to see how far he can actually go if/when he gets over his nerves.

Gracing us with his presence next is a confident young lad named Deangelo Wallace.  Deangelo claims that he is better than Britney.  And he is calling ALL the judges out hard before he even hits the stage.  On stage he just sounds dumb. He gives attitude to LA by claiming that he is, “Better than Beiber…ha!!” But all he is really good at is pissing off the judges.  

Deangelo Wallace – With You by Chris Brown

 

This kid is TERRIBLE. He gets Boo’d the minute he starts to wail.  LMAO. The judges actually all leave the stage they are so pissed off by him.  This is a serious contest after all and he is just making a mockery of it.  Is this kid high or just dumb? Or both? After he finally shuts the fuck up and leaves the stage, Mr. Wallace decides that it would be a great idea to steal his mic pack.  Great idea I say.  So do the police that arrest him. Dumb fuck. As a side note can I say that I personally find it funny that a douchbag like Deangelo picks a song by the douchebag Chris Brown. Birds of a feather?

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    Whatsername
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 3:52 am

    Jedward are one of the ‘few’ X-factor acts still standing. Most of the others have all been dropped. The only 2 more popular are Leona Lewis and JLS. So even if you think they have no talent, others say different. 3 albums later they are still going strong, they have even represented Ireland in the Eurovision Song contest not once, but twice – how many other acts can put that in their CV’s???

    X-factor may have originally portrayed them as a ‘novelty act’, but I think the last laugh is on Jedward, don’t you??? I think it is safe to say that they must have the highest earnings of any X-factor contestant that didn’t actually win.

    Louis Walsh has founded/managed many successful bands, including Boyzone and Westlife, so I don’t think it is fair to say he can’t spot talent…………… {and you could have checked how to spell his name also}

  2. 2
    firstandlast
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 8:24 am

    @Whatsername
    I don’t see where PBD says that Louie/Louis can’t spot talent. She says that Louie/Louis has a penchant for putting through novelty acts. Big difference.
    Also, a lot of people don’t even know who JLS are. Or Jedward. An “act” isn’t really successful until they have gained worldwide attention.
    I know who One Direction is. I know who Leona Lewis is. I know who Cher Lloyd is. I even know who Matt Cardle is. They were all on the Xfactor.
    Also, if you have read PBD’s other recaps you would know that she actually likes Louis/Louie. She likes the UK X Factor better than the American.
    You should drink coffee and entire recaps before you spew. Anger/obsession just jumps out of your comment.
    Good Morning!

    PBD love you, love your recaps! I am watching this show a little bit because of your recaps! Keep it up!

  3. 3
    Juliet
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Jedward were just 17 and had never held a microphone before when they auditioned for the XFactor three years ago, Xfactor decided to portray them as a novelty act, but still they accuminlated a huge fan base, through their humour, positive attitude and basically raw talent,
    This is what Louis saw in them also, now three years on, the twins are still going strong, they have two double patnium albums behind them, and new album, Young Love, charting all over the world, as well as numerous number one singles accross Europe and Asia, they have fans all over the world, including the USA, and sell out concerts everywhere
    They also have three TV shows they present in The UK and Ireland ..and guest often on many more
    They are both multimillionaires, have represented their country twice in Eurovison, performed for and met Barak Obama ..and were this year chosen the run with the Olympic torch through Ireland.. Not bad for two boys with a dream, who took a chance :)

    BTW if you question their talent, maybe you need to see this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxZCGqcssnM&feature=plcp

    Not baf

  4. 4
    Flipit Flipit
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    I just have to say I LOVE JEDWARD!! I saw them on the UK version of Celeb Big Brother and they were hysterical. That is all. Thank you. (bows).
    Great cappy PBD!!

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    PearlBlackDragon PearlBlackDragon
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    LMAO! Two people demanding respect for Jedward, two members in Jedward. Coincidence? I think

  6. 6
    sandsweeper
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    I am so glad you are posting these videos! I’m not able to watch the show live, and it’s not on Hulu. So this recap lets me feel like I actually got to watch the show. Please continue posting videos! And I love the recaps!

  7. 7
    PearlBlackDragon PearlBlackDragon
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Not. I think not.

    Hahahaha

  8. 8
    Whatsername
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 5:11 am

    @firstandlast
    I took it to mean he can’t spot talent :-

    “Louie is a nice guy with a penchant for putting through novelty acts. Acts like Jedward.
    I have no hope for the talent with him being here. ”

    If you take it to mean something else, that’s fine.

    And Jedward have gained worldwide attention, but possibly not from your country (yet).

  9. 9
    Holyterror
    Posted September 23, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    I want CeCe to put a plastic bag over her head and go play in traffic. I can’t believe she got through. The outfit alone should’ve gotten her the hook. God Almighty, what a no-talent bitch.

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