Dear rob. Her first song was awful. Her second song wasn’t anything to write about either. But since we’re here…it’s odd listening to her. She can hit the runs but she falls flat in the middle. And her inflection makes her sound like she has a hearing problem. Yuck. For reasons that still pass me by, she gets four YAY!’s and a giant GO HOME from me. Oh well. We’ll get to watch her crash and burn in the group round of the Boot Camp. That’ll be fun.
Into the greenroom with the judges we go and we find out that it is LA Reid’s birthday. Demi mentions it to Britney who immediately decides that the best present in the world would be for her to sing Happy Birthday to him. Demi mentions maybe she could get a cake. Next we see Brit Brit round a corner with a cake for LA, singing Happy Birthday. Her fiance tries to sing along but she gets louder and does more runs until she drowns him out. LOL. LOVE HER.
Back to the show we sorta meet a scary assed lookin’ dude named Vino Alan. The other contestants are a little concerned about him as he hasn’t talked to anyone all day. His look has nothing to do with his demeanor we find out, the moment he steps onstage. He is kind of shy. Vino tells us that he performs for the troops as his day job. Wow. Really. Wow. I did not expect that. Especially when he takes off his hat and shows us his bad ass head tattoo. Scary.
Vino Alan – Trouble by Ray Lamontagne
His nerves are crazy and his hands are freaking me out with how much he is shaking but he is singing right through it. I was prepared to not like this dude but I do. A lot. And I really don’t think he knows how good he actually is. LA agrees with me, and the other judges just love him. Four YAY!’s but it will be interesting to see how far he can actually go if/when he gets over his nerves.
Gracing us with his presence next is a confident young lad named Deangelo Wallace. Deangelo claims that he is better than Britney. And he is calling ALL the judges out hard before he even hits the stage. On stage he just sounds dumb. He gives attitude to LA by claiming that he is, “Better than Beiber…ha!!” But all he is really good at is pissing off the judges.
Deangelo Wallace – With You by Chris Brown
This kid is TERRIBLE. He gets Boo’d the minute he starts to wail. LMAO. The judges actually all leave the stage they are so pissed off by him. This is a serious contest after all and he is just making a mockery of it. Is this kid high or just dumb? Or both? After he finally shuts the fuck up and leaves the stage, Mr. Wallace decides that it would be a great idea to steal his mic pack. Great idea I say. So do the police that arrest him. Dumb fuck. As a side note can I say that I personally find it funny that a douchbag like Deangelo picks a song by the douchebag Chris Brown. Birds of a feather?