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Krysten Colon – Don’t You Remember by Adele
That was pretty bad. Her whole body was shaking. There was no way she was prepared for that. Not really sure why she gets special treatment but we will get to see her try again later.
Out in the line up two fathers are talking about representing for the fathers out there. One of those fathers is Jeffery Gutt. Jeffery has brought his four year old son with him. Unlike most of the parents we see Jeffery’s son has never heard him sing. Well kid, here’s your chance:
Jeffery Gutt – Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen
I was freaked out for a minute there as his timing was way off for the first few lines, but Jeffery caught himself. And then he starts to belt the heck out of it. We all know that I like rock and I really like his version of this song. I love the growly rasp.
The judges, glad to have something different on stage, all adore him and throw him four YAY!’s quite happily. Simon even called it one of the most brilliant auditions he’s heard. Wow.
Outside a major storm is brewing, or God has just decided to become the fifth judge. It’s kind of funny as a montage of suck begins with God voicing his opinion every few moments. (Yes, I know it isn’t God but a random storm. Way funnier my way)
Soon though Krysten comes back to brighten our day. Krysten looks much calmer and so she begins:
Krysten Colon – I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston
Ho-lee Shit. I could not have been more wrong about this girl. Her singing was very breathy and way too far out of her range. She was actually pushing herself off key. Horrible. Even worse was that fun little hissy fit that she threw after the judges told her no. Calm the fuck down. I don’t care if you don’t care that you are embarrassing yourself but your poor family is stuck in this. Krysten’s mom apologises for her behaviour as Krysten runs off into the stormy night.
So that was tonight. Any favorites yet? Anyone you hope doesn’t make it another round? Does anyone else wonder if Simon has one well laundered white t shirt or does he just have new ones bought each week or does he have a wardrobe full?
Till Next Week.
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