Quatro Da’an- Born This Way by Lady Gaga
HOLY SHIT! It doesn’t suck. This man is my future housefiend. He, Simon, and I are going to live a happy life together. Even better the judges and the audience love him too.
Simon tells him, ” If you imagine Madonna, Bobby Brown, and Dracula had a child, it would be you. But in a weird way I quite liked you!”
LA Reid gives him a no but with the other three giving him YAY!’s we will get to see more of this lovely lady boy.
P.S – I love how Britney gives her critique with her mouth full. Keepin’ it klassy Brit!
We are introduced next to our first Boy Band. Two brothers and their ex-enemy. They call themselves Emblem3. In the holding room while they talk about their love of music and blah blah blah we also meet Vincent Thomas – Actor.
Apparently Mr. Thomas was famous in Europe in a boy band. He never mentions the band and when I google him not a damned thing pops up but a few promo shots from 2009. But seeing is I am super famous in Japan but you won’t be able to google me either, I believe him. Vincent takes it upon himself to school the boys of Emblem3 on how to win over the crowd. After all, he was onstage in a famous boy band himself so he’s an expert. Emblem3 politely ignore him and he bids them adieu to go onstage for what is sure to be an amazing audition.
His time onstage is very short as he sings the most BLAND version of Elton John’s Sorry Seems to Be The Hardest Word, that I have ever heard. Simon asks him if he remembers the old boy bands that used to have like 5 guys. Vincent perks up and claims he does. Simon then tells him that he is that guy in the band who didn’t sing. SHOCKED SuperStar Vincent Thomas exits the stage past Emblem3 who are laughing at his fail.
Emblem3 announce that they will be singing an original song. FACKITY FAK! It’s the kiss of death.
Emblem3 – Sunset Boulevard by Emblem3
They need to tighten up BUT not bad at all. The judges blow a lot of smoke up their collective asses more than I personally think they deserve and they get four YAY!’s. I do hope, however, that they can sing cover songs as they would be an interesting group to watch. Especially the dark haired LEGAL 18 year old. Rawr.
Next up is no stranger to our Brit Brit. His name is Don Philip and he did a duet with Ms. Spears on her debut album called, “I Will Still Love You.” Don wasn’t quite ready for the industry though and he quit for 10 years. He finally decided that he was ready and that this might be his chance. And it probably had absolutely NOTHING to do with the previous relationship with Brit that he thought he could exploit.