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<description>Hey Gasmi, how&apos;s it going? How was your week? Do anything exciting, like get attacked by a minotaur, held hostage by vampires, agree to go to Dallas to get vampires to release your friend, go to bible camp where you...</description>
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<description> &quot;Even when I&apos;m thinking hard, I&apos;m fun.&quot; I&apos;m trying to think, but it&apos;s hard because there is this constant high pitched squealing in my ear. I see a small brunette girl leaping around the TV screen like an epileptic...</description>
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<title>Real World Cancun: I Have a Boyfriend. Let&apos;s Dry Hump.</title>
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<description> Bienvenidos my cheesy enchiladas, ready to go back to Cancun for a long weekend? I&apos;d like to buy a vowel, Pat!...</description>
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<description> TVgasm&apos;s favorite Summer crap fest begins next next Thursday on CBS, which means it&apos;s time for our Big Brother Countdown Picture Contest! Snap the most creative pic you can muster of a number between 1 and 7 and shoot...</description>
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<description>You are supposed to drop a quarter or a buck (if you&apos;re feeling really generous) into their cup and walk away, not invite them to stay with you! &quot;Dude, can I borrow a cup of sugar AND A LIFE?!&quot;...</description>
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<description>Well Gasmi, it&apos;s finally here! Tonight is the season (and hopefully SERIES) finale of New York Goes To Work! WOO HOO!! I can&apos;t say I&apos;m sorry to see this one end, I gotta tell ya, and the fact that they&apos;ve...</description>
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<description>Bienvenue, my fellow cuisine connoisseurs! You know, so far this show has kinda surprised me with it&apos;s almost total lack of outrageously hugantic ginormous egotistical assclowns, and I was beginning to think that I&apos;d be reduced to making lame jokes...</description>
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<description>Dear Gasmi, This is it! Part two of the joyous reunion between the New Joisey housewives. It&apos;s also the longest infommercial evah for a book! I think it&apos;s safe to say the Kevin Maher is doing something nice for Miss...</description>
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<description>Yes folks it&apos;s finally here. The day we&apos;ve all been waiting for. Who will be named King or Queen of the Jungle? Let&apos;s wade through the 58 minutes of commercials and rehashing and find out who wins I&apos;m A Celebrity!...</description>
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<description>Cat&apos;s happy that we&apos;re getting closer and closer to the top ten for this season, but sad because we have to lose one more guy and one more girl. Poor Cat. These Thursdays really take their toll on her. I...</description>
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<description> This week on Fashion Show, Eyesack gives someone a poison apple and they fall asleep FOREVAH!!!...</description>
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<description> Welcome back to another night of America&apos;s Got Talent, and Hopefully Another Susan Boyle. Tonight we resume our search for more talent, more terrible acts that will be far more entertaining than the talented ones, and another moment to...</description>
<dc:subject>America&apos;s Got Talent</dc:subject>
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<description><![CDATA[Holla Gasmi! We all know the rocky road Cat has traveled with the costume department on this show, so imagine my surprise when I found out (shout out to qupert) that she has been dressing herself this season.&nbsp;&nbsp;Normally I'd think...]]></description>
<dc:subject>So You Think You Can Dance</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>PottyMouth</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2009-06-28T12:12:18-08:00</dc:date>
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<description> Hello Gasmii-- Tonight&apos;s episode is cram-packed with the two things we&apos;ve come to expect from Harper&apos;s Island-- vicious murders and even more diabolical plotholes. It&apos;s like they realized how stretched-thin the last two shows were and are making up...</description>
<dc:subject>Harper&apos;s Island</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Leia LaBiblia</dc:creator>
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<description> Dear Gasmi, It&apos;s time to take the jump down the rabbit hole and enjoy the mind-bending bizarro world that occurs when the separate realities of five seriously insane housewives collide. Make that six....</description>
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