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Interview: What Happens In Vegas Red Carpet

Fri, 09 May 2008 10:14:02 -0800

Hey Gasmii, my What Happens In Vegas Red Carpet is up on Channelgasm if you want to check it out! ;-) Be back in a few hours, we have a TVgasm meeting. xo. Nads

Hollywood Junket Queen

Fri, 09 May 2008 10:04:15 -0800

EP 2: 'What Happens In Vegas'

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Oh Great! Another VH1 Show With Has-Beens

Fri, 09 May 2008 02:36:30 -0800

Ride the VH1 wave, it's all you have left I think it's time for a VH1 re-brand. Don't get me wrong, I'm the biggest sucker for mindless television, but VH1 has just announced another show, with yet, MORE HAS-BEENS. Sorry pals at VH1, but it's time you hung up the has-been hat for now...or at least get a new batch of has-beens, I'm sick of seeing recycled out of work actors. Their new show they just announced is a series executive produced by none other than, recycled heartthrob Scott Baio, in which eight male teen idols from the 80s and 90s live together in a house and get life coaching from industry pros to see if they should continue their career or hang up their hats. Basically, it's the surreal life with has-been models...so really, it won't even be interesting because models don't talk for a reason, they don't have much to say! It's supposed to air next year sometime, and I'm sure I'll watch it, but give me some NEW trash television VH1. No more Scott Baio induced comas, please! *Note: I really need to stop blogging after certain hours, bitter Nads comes out when I'm tired.

Beauty and the Geek: Cabin Fever (Now With Deflowerings and Snowballing!)

Fri, 09 May 2008 00:12:36 -0800

To many Californians, a trip to Big Bear is either 1. mandatory by order of parents or 2. mandatory by order of school field trip. But not for the Dorks and the Bitches; in fact, for them, having the CW send them off to Big Bear is like witnessing the reformation of The Beatles, or seeing God, or tripping out on some gooey Jenkem. Elation aside, one can only wonder WHO WILL DIE UNDER AN AVALANCHE? WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN AN EPISODE WHEN FACTORING IN VERY COLD WEATHER CONDITIONS?! WHERE AM I GOING TO FIT IN THE WORD "SNOWBALLING" IN A SEXUAL CONTEXT IN THIS ENTIRE RECAP!?!!?!?!?

Jessie Spano-grade Excitement

Top Chef: Next Time, Just Elope

Thu, 08 May 2008 18:24:38 -0800

This week on Top Chef, the chefs compete in two all-time favorite challenges while both old (Twitch v. Richard, Fleasa v. soap) and new (Dale v. Evangelass) rivalries emerge.

"I only married you for your money!"
"I know. And once those start to sag, I'm trading you in for a younger model."

Viva Hollywood: Introducing The Psycho Bimbo Stalker From Hell

Thu, 08 May 2008 16:45:26 -0800

Hola Chicos,

This week we get all kinds of psycho-drama with our past-life regressing, genital switching, chihuahua loving contestants. It's definitely a chow down, face stuffing week, so grab your booze and chips and take the jump...

My husband thinks he's a chihuahua. A chihuahua, I tell you.

SEEING RED: Iron Man & Redbelt

Thu, 08 May 2008 16:06:10 -0800

Comic book adaptations are notoriously difficult to achieve with exceptional results. The two outstanding contributions to the cinematic world of superhero films are Sam Raimi's Spiderman series and Guillermo Del Toro's Hellboy. Chris Nolan's Batman Begins is serviceable (granted, to many it is an exceptional film), and Bryan Singer's X-Men flicks work on at least a mechanical level. What is noteworthy, however, is that the artistic success of these films is directly related to the inherent artistry of its director, in general. Iron Man director Jon Favreau, is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a cinema artist, and the picture suffers because of this.

American Idol: America's Most Smartest Idol

Thu, 08 May 2008 14:14:17 -0800

This week on American Idol, Yoko got another free plug and I ate over 10,000 depression calories. Thanks, Nigel!

Being rich means never having to say you'll practice proper hair maintenance.

The Season Finale Of The Bad Girls Club

Thu, 08 May 2008 13:04:15 -0800

Do you guys watch this show? I just recently became obsessed, and I wish I was with it from the beginning. They told me this is the "going out with a bang episode" because Tanisha is still about about her jail time and blames Hanna, Naveen and Darlen for what happened. Drrrraaaammmmaaa! Either way, the season finale of The Bad Girls Club is this coming Tuesday on Oxygen at 10PM ET/PT Here's a teaser:

Contest: Cloverfield DVD

Thu, 08 May 2008 12:49:16 -0800

Hey Gasmii, we're getting so many DVD giveaways! The Family Guy contest is closed, and I managed to get 3 more Tila DVD's so that contest is still open. Here is another for you for the Cloverfield DVD... Draw me a picture of the Cloverfield Monster. The first three I get, win. Email your answers to nads@tvgasm.com

I'm So Happy I Could Cry

Thu, 08 May 2008 12:16:18 -0800

I've been waiting for this day for a long time, Paris Hilton's hair extensions are here! I can finally have the long flowing blonde hair I've always wanted, it's just a clip away. It pays to dream big, because dreams really do come true. In all seriousness, how do I get a piece of this action? I can maybe brand my own eyebrow extensions to make it a unibrow. Just clip it on and viola: Bert's sister. It'll be cooler than the eye patch. Screw Paris, our show is called, Bert's B.F.F.

The Ugly Betty Crew Is Placing A Full Page Ad In Tomorrow's Variety

Thu, 08 May 2008 11:23:05 -0800

Fly Away Ugly Betty The crew of Ugly Betty is so upset, that they've wrangled the troops and took out a full page ad that will run in tomorrow's Variety paid by the Ugly Betty vendors begging Arnold Schwarzenegger and the state officials to keep production local. I understand it's a bit much, but I fully support their decision to do this, because I'm sure a lot of other productions will start to make the move too. I'm not against productions being in NY at all, in fact, I don't know why there aren't more show in NY, but I do think that California should also have some sort of a tax incentive, after all this is where most of studios are. I know this doesn't affect a lot of you because you're not in California, but people complain about how poor our California economy is and how it's slipping, and they're still driving business away. At the end of the day, we elected our governor, so I guess we'll have to deal with him.

Real World Hollywood: Meathead Soliloquy

Thu, 08 May 2008 07:00:02 -0800

Hello dolls and welcome back to the Real Word Hollywood! On tonight's Pre-True Hollywood Story, a young man in search of fake reality show fame moves to Hollywood. He rides the heady wave Real World notoriety - VIP status at sparsely attended dive bars on Hollywood Blvd., women with weaves of synthetic yellow, drinking Brandy over ice in plastic cups with his worldly Ohio-bred roommate. But the harsh glare of the cameras following him 24-7 quickly begins to destroy him. Really quickly. Like, in three weeks. See how this brave, reality show actor broke barriers by bringing prepared, Oscar-quality teary monologues to his show. See how he almost lost it all over the pressures of being twenty-four and living rent-free. With a gym. See how it all began...

You have so much promise! If only you could cry...

The Bachelor: Honey Gangsta Takes a Nap

Thu, 08 May 2008 06:00:15 -0800

Quick! The women are telling all!

So I tried, I really tried to come up with anything to say about The Bachelor: The Women Tell All, but seriously, there was nothing new. Stacey was back to explain how embarrassed she was about being such a drunken freak show on the first episode and then as an apology gift she gave Matt a pair of granny panties. Marshana showed up in something other than a sari and claimed to be misunderstood, and Robin showed up in a top pretending it was a dress and said it's been fun to watch Matt in the last couple of episodes and see him look so happy. Nice try, Robin.

Survivor: James and the Giant OH MY GOD, THAT IS DISGUSTING.

Thu, 08 May 2008 00:48:18 -0800

Lesson One: Do not try to steal Amanda's boyfriend. She will make you pay.