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         <title>Happy 4th of July Gasmii!</title>
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Hope you have a nice and restful holiday!!! 
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See you Monday! 
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;-) Nads
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         <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:07:37 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>In Case You Missed It: Sarah Palin&apos;s Resignation Speech</title>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:56:27 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>It Cost Money To See The Dead</title>
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<a href="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/michael%20jackson%20funeral" onclick="window.open('http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/michael%20jackson%20funeral','popup','width=303,height=287,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/michael%20jackson%20funeral-tm.jpg" height="250" width="263" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="michael jackson funeral" title="michael jackson funeral" /></a>
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Radar online<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/07/exclusive-25-charge-attend-michael-jackson-memorial"> is reporting</a> that it's going to cost fans $25.00 to attend Michael Jackson's funeral at The Staples Center.  The funeral is going to be more of a concert-like event with speakers and videos, rather than a real funeral...and want to know the parting gift for the attendees?  A T-shirt that reads, "This Is It".  
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Wow.  I think it's horrible to charge for a funeral, but then again, it is Michael Jackson and it is the Staples Center...and honestly, if I had extra time on my hands, I would pay to go...shoot me for saying that, but I would.
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I wonder if his body will be at the event?
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**Update** Thanks Tink for the update!  Here's a <a href="http://staplescenter.com/memorial.php">link to the Michael Jackson memorial lottery.  </a>]]></description>
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         <title>Contest: TNT Monday Night Prize Pack</title>
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Hey Gasmii, I have a 4th of July contest for you guys!  It's a good one!!  
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<strong>Here's what the </strong><strong><em>TNT</em></strong><strong> Monday Night big winner will get:</strong>
<br />Black Bag with <strong>Closer</strong> chocolates, <strong>Closer</strong> t-shirt, season 3 Closer DVD set, <strong>Raising the Bar</strong> season 1 DVD set and a<strong> Raising the Bar</strong> T-shirt.
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This contest is to celebrate <a href="http://www.tnt.tv/series/closer/">The Closer</a> that airs on Monday nights at 9PM ET/PT, and <a href="http://www.tnt.tv/series/raisingthebar/">Raising The Bar</a> that also airs on Monday at 10PM ET/PT back-to-back.  
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Answer these questions, and email your answers to <strong>win@tvgasm.com</strong><strong> </strong>
<br />1. In the closer, where is Brenda from?
<br />2. What agency trained Brenda
<br />3. What ex-<strong>Saved By The Bell</strong> cast member stars on Raising The Bar?
<br />4. What emmy-winning producer brought you <strong>Raising The Bar</strong>?
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The first to answer correctly wins!  Everyone is eligible to win.
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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:37:50 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Katie Holmes Zaps Into The 100th Episode of SYTYCD</title>
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<br /><strong>Where is the yellow brick road? I need an escape route.</strong>
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Katie Holmes long awaited <strong>SYTYCD</strong> episode<a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/07/02/katie-holmes-to-show-some-leg-for-charity/"> will finally air</a> on <em>July 23rd</em>.  She'll be doing a song and dance tribute to Judy Garland.  Nigel Lythgoe commented about Tom and Suri being on the side lines supporting Katie.  He said, <em>"It was great to see the sort of family bond...It was beautiful to see!"
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<br /><strong>Tranlation: </strong>It was so great to see that Tom had let Katie out of her bondage for an hour...she's actually really beautiful.
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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:53:28 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Crying Girl Got Rejected By Idol</title>
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Remember the crying Sanjaya lover, Ashley Ferl?  The one that broke down in tears after watching Sanjaya on Idol?  Well, she was finally old enough to audition for Idol, and the poor little girl got rejected at the Rose Bowl auditions in Pasadena.  
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Poor thing..I'm sure they'll show her on the rejects reel...but I thought it was pretty funny.  I wonder if she broke down when she got the boot?  I can't wait to see Simon's reaction, "So...you're crying girl...WHY?"
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-Paula Abdul<a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/07/01/paula-abdul-will-drop-in-on-drop-dead-diva/"> will be</a> Diva-licious.
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-<strong>Big Brother</strong> <a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/bio/">reveals most </a>of its next cast.
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-Conan <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2009/07/01/youtwitface-goes-from-late-night-joke-to-new-site-idea/">has an internet </a>baby
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-Little Blake <a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/07/01/blake-lewis-to-release-dance-album/">is doing a</a> Dance-Pop album
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-How <em>Vibe</em> <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/paiddealsAtoms/idUS387331401320090701">got it's</a> groove back
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-A <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1196533/Troubled-supermodel-Karen-Mulder-arrested-threatening-attack-plastic-surgeon.html">fallen </a>angel
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-R.I.P. <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-karl-malden2-2009jul02,0,5658128.story">Karl Malden</a>
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-Hilary Duff <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-karl-malden2-2009jul02,0,5658128.story">is joining</a> the <strong>Gossip
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</strong>-T.R. Knight <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20288819,00.html">on Broadway</a>...he loves the th-e-a-t-er
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-Kendra's <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b132019_kendra_hank_wedding_video.html">wedding video</a>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:04:09 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Public Viewing Probably Canceled</title>
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<a href="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/neverland" onclick="window.open('http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/neverland','popup','width=274,height=276,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/neverland-tm.jpg" height="250" width="248" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="neverland" title="neverland" /></a>
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There is no <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090701/ap_on_en_mu/us_michael_jackson_memorial;_ylt=AlQQgSBzJwUtvv94i7DRwjNxFb8C;_ylu=X3oDMTM1M3Ixb3YyBGFzc2V0Ay9hcC8yMDA5MDcwMS9hcF9vbl9lbl9tdS91c19taWNoYWVsX2phY2tzb25fbWVtb3JpYWwEcG9zAzgEc2VjA3luX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDYXBzb3VyY2Vub3B1">public viewing of Michael's body scheduled</a> at Neverland Ranch as of now.  I'm indifferent on this either way.  To be perfectly honest, I didn't even want to see a public viewing of him when he was alive, well...unless he had his hat tipped down low.  It's not that I didn't want to watch him sing and dance (I did)...but his poor face scared me.
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Sorry Michael fans.
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         <description><![CDATA[<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="chicago2.jpg" src="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/chicago2.jpg" width="400" height="264" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong>Who are these people & why are they here?</strong></div></p>

<p>No, they are not the fans outside Neverland. See who they are after the jump.......</p>]]></description>
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         <title>Weeds Stars Smoke Tobacco On Set</title>
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<a href="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/weeds%20fake%20pot" onclick="window.open('http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/weeds%20fake%20pot','popup','width=510,height=466,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/weeds%20fake%20pot-tm.jpg" height="250" width="273" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="weeds fake pot" title="weeds fake pot" /></a>
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<em>The NY Daily News</em> <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2009/07/01/2009-07-01_what_are_they_smoking_hollywood_finds_creative_subs_for_pot_and_cocaine_on_shows.html">wrote an article</a> on what the <strong>Weed</strong>'s stars smoke when they're on set--it's herbal tobacco.  The executive producer of the show said, <em>“According to them (the actors), it gets them higher than regular marijuana...They end up smoking so much of it they get very lightheaded, and they don’t like it. Sometimes they do take after take, and you will see them getting woozy because it has a strange effect on them. But it’s totally legal, and it is what we are supposed to use.”
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</em>I could only imagine tobacco getting them light headed smoking it take after take  I've smoked herbal tobacco in a hookkah a few times, and was so damn dizzy  (not a good dizzy) and vowed to never go to a hookkah bar again.  Honestly, I'd almost rather smoke real weed.  
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In the article it also said that <em>Weeds</em> used baby laxatives in an episode instead of Cocaine.  Really?  Baby Laxatives?  I guess that's more mild than real laxatives in your nose?  What is the logic behind that?  Purging snot?  I guess real cocaine and baby laxatives could both potentially cause nose bleeds, so maybe it is like the real thing.
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Just thought the article was interesting...have a look at it if you're bored.
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<strong>Hung</strong> premiered big for <em>HBO</em>.  2.3 million viewers watched, making it the most watched premiere for <em>HBO</em> in two years.  Pretty damn impressive!  
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I didn't get to see it until last night, so I'm a day late on my thoughts...but here they go:
<br />I didn't love the show.  The acting was great, but in all...it was too long.  I am going to give it a few more episodes because I don't think I can fairly judge the series based on what I saw.  I learned that lesson with <strong>True Blood</strong>--I hated the first two episodes, but then got hooked at episode 3 of season one.  So, <em>Hung</em>--not so great, but at least it has my attention for now.  
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Did you guys watch?  What did you think?
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<em>**Update: After replays were added, the premiere had 3.7 million viewers.</em>]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/Michal%20jackson%20-%20viewing" onclick="window.open('http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/Michal%20jackson%20-%20viewing','popup','width=410,height=533,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/Michal%20jackson%20-%20viewing-tm.jpg" height="300" width="230" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Michal jackson - viewing" title="Michal jackson - viewing" /></a>
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Sounds like a horrible idea to me, but if you want to<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/30/michael.jackson/index.html"> go to the public viewing</a> of Michael Jackson's body...it will take place this Friday at Neverland Ranch. 
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And the saga continues...
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So sad.
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         <title>FX Fall Schedule Announced</title>
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<a href="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/sons%20of%20anarchy" onclick="window.open('http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/sons%20of%20anarchy','popup','width=450,height=558,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/sons%20of%20anarchy-tm.jpg" height="250" width="201" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="sons of anarchy" title="sons of anarchy" /></a>
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Hey Gasmii, <em>FX</em> just sent me their fall schedule...and here it is:
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<strong>-Sons of Anarchy</strong> (13 episodes) - Tuesday, September 8th at 10PM ET/PT
<br /><strong>-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia</strong> (12 episodes) - Thursdays at 10PM ET/PT
<br /><strong>-Nip Tuck</strong> (10 episodes) - October
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Others:
<br /><strong>Damages</strong> is set to come back in January 2010
<br />and <strong>Rescue Me</strong> is set to come back in June 2010
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         <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:01:10 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Melissa Rycroft Gets Engaged For Real</title>
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<a href="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/bachelor%20gets%20engaged" onclick="window.open('http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/bachelor%20gets%20engaged','popup','width=171,height=196,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/bachelor%20gets%20engaged-tm.jpg" height="200" width="174" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="bachelor gets engaged" title="bachelor gets engaged" /></a>
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Melissa Rycroft, the girl that got her heart handed to her on a silver platter on <strong>The Bachelor </strong><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=7964588&page=1#">got engaged</a> this past weekend.  Man, did she come out on top or what?  
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<strong>Melissa's year at a glance:</strong>
<br />-First America falls in love with her because she got d*cked over on a reality show
<br />-Then she goes on <strong>Dancing With The Stars</strong> and kicks major ass on it
<br />-Then she gets a <strong>Good Morning America</strong> correspondent job
<br />-Now she gets engaged
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Happy 2009 Melissa!  
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Arnold Klein, Debbie Rowe's former boss and Michael Jackson's Dermatologist <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/michael-jackson-is-not-biological-dad-of-kids-2009306">is the father of his children</a>!!!  OMG!  I feel like we're in a bad episode of <strong>Scooby Doo</strong>.  At any point I feel like someone could walk up to Dr. Klein, pull his face mask off, and it would be Corey Feldman...
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And the story unfolds...
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Who's next?
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