Danny admits he’ll miss them, all except Mike. Mike won’t miss Danny sweating him, which he notes as Danny is yelling at him to quit hitting on some skank and get back to work.

Ron dons a sweaty-looking gorilla suit, and gently scares awake a sleeping Jenni. He’s really taking ‘gorilla juiceheaded’to a very literal level, here.

While they’re hanging together in the pre-shirt time, Mike puts on his Captain Dick cape, gets in the Dickmobile, and floors it.

Honestly though, between GTL with MVP, and day drinking with Sammi, Deena and Ron, I choose….. Hmmmm…. I choose… The Party Bus of Death.

Like Farrah, but way sadder and less bratty.

Little Audrey’s mommy, daddy and auntie have some issues.

Labor can’t suck as much as these eps did.

Myranda and Eric learn how to take care of a baby in spite of themselves.

I told you that bitch crazy.

Somebody needs to shoot that grandma.

The most drinking-game-ready episode yet.

Alex has the mom bratty Lindsey needed.

Lindsey makes big plans, and the cameras leave before anything hits the fan.

I was hoping to see more people get their asses kicked.

Briana doesn’t deserve to be this understandably miserable.

Hey, remember the last eight weeks?

Sometimes you cry from hormones, and sometimes you cry ’cause this sucks.

… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.

Katie and Joey make a baby and an ep that feels much longer than it is.

Mark and Robin send thanks from their toasty living rooms.

Mackenzie doesn’t want Josh to break his neck bull and bronc’ riding. So he tries to get a semi truck to do it instead.

I wouldn’t wish this crap on these asshats or my worst enemies. Except the puzzles.

For Katie, there is only one college in the whole world, and it’s in the next state.

Two adrenaline junkies go for the ultimate rush of making a tiny human.

The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.

The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)

What’s Portuguese for “schadenfreude”?

TJ gets all Jeff Probst and calls out CT and Diem on their boneheaded Dome choice.

Emily brings some “theatrical fun” from a more backward century.

Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.

I have to assume that jumping into the water without any kind of surfactant would just make them wet and sticky. But I’ve never swum in the Dominican Republic. Maybe their water is special. Or maybe these people are just really, really slippery.

Honey is surprisingly slippery.

I swear if next week’s double episode of Teen Mom2 is this boring, so help me I am going to write the whole recap as if Yoda I am.

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Saying goodbye.

Abuse!

Leah is certainly accustomed to fatty milk sacs, Gary is her father after all.

Should have been called “Resolutions &, Oh Yeah, Farrah’s an Idiot”

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