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Simon caught on vacation with twins!

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American Idol's Simon Cowell and his manboobs are seen spending their Christmas holiday tanning on the beach in Barbados. And get a load of their topless companion...

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That's Simon with director (Death Wish) and annoying UK restaurant reviewer, Michael Winner.

Thanks to the Daily Mail, by way of our pals at Anorak, for the vision we can't blink away...


--Tabloid Baby

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Posted in American Idol by Tabloid Baby at 9:45 PM | | Comments (9)
Last Comment: soflat on Jan 3, 2007 06:21 AM.

Comments (9)

Zharak Author Profile Page:

How the hell can this be considered news?

1 of 9 | Posted by Zharak Author Profile Page | Posted on December 28, 2006 11:02 PM

JasonR Author Profile Page:

Zharak, if you're looking for actual "news", might I suggest websites for the NY Times or MSNBC. This is TVGasm. I for one got a laugh out of this. Cowell should have kept his too-tight shirt on.

2 of 9 | Posted by JasonR Author Profile Page | Posted on December 29, 2006 10:10 AM

GIFFORDSAZ Author Profile Page:

Really was I suppose to come here for real news!! Wait until I tell Flipit.... he'll have to start boneing up more important stuff... like....hhmmm.. what is going on in the real world?? I like it here where I don't have to face the real world. Honestly Flipit maybe should review the Iraq War or the next presidential race... wouldn't that be a hoot!

3 of 9 | Posted by GIFFORDSAZ Author Profile Page | Posted on December 29, 2006 10:37 AM

shia0bundan Author Profile Page:

O_O

*barfs*

4 of 9 | Posted by shia0bundan Author Profile Page | Posted on December 29, 2006 12:11 PM

Zharak Author Profile Page:

I actually defended your posts when you started here TB and still enjoy them, it's just that seeing Simon's bitch tits reminds me too much of the crap Perez Hilton-like posting some people were accusing you of.

5 of 9 | Posted by Zharak Author Profile Page | Posted on December 29, 2006 4:02 PM

Flipit Author Profile Page:

What isn't newsworthy about this?

I will be working on my Saddam hanging from a tree blog tomorrow.

6 of 9 | Posted by Flipit Author Profile Page | Posted on December 29, 2006 4:21 PM

Volcat Author Profile Page:

Well, at least now we know why he wears the tight shirts. The lycra binding keeps his girls reigned in.

7 of 9 | Posted by Volcat Author Profile Page | Posted on December 30, 2006 9:52 AM

Madeyoulaugh Author Profile Page:

Its only a matter of time before TVgasm is honored with one of those pretty awards for journalism. . . like the ones they show on dateline when they comeback from commercial. Edward R. Murrow award or something.

Thank you Cowells Man-maries, thank you.

8 of 9 | Posted by Madeyoulaugh Author Profile Page | Posted on December 30, 2006 3:06 PM

soflat Author Profile Page:

How can it be considered news?

What, you mean you already knew about Simon's man boobs?

9 of 9 | Posted by soflat Author Profile Page | Posted on January 3, 2007 6:21 AM

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