Finale tonight: Does America have any talent?
Well, we'll go out on a limb and wager he'll tape himself up and do whatever it takes to sit at the judge's table for tonight's live finale.
The real question is whether America's got any talent to begin with, since the four finalists for the million dollar first prize (which, as reality blurred informed us, "is actually worth $25,000 a year, or maybe just $375,000") are not exactly up there in the Dat Phan/Taylor Hicks/Bianca Ryan strata.
The finalists (and no, Boy Shakira didn't make it) are:
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