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Out in the backyard, they have to bleep out almost every word she says with beeps to the point where it sounds as if she's a tractor trailer backing up...for miles. Jordan keeps trying to calm her down, but what he should say is "Wait until your mother sees this!" She is going to be a little less proud this week than she was last. Also, I'm pretty sure I saw Sasha on Cops the other night, she was playing "Illiterate and Overemotional HillJack Witness #412."
Luke's mother takes off with him and yes, he is sleeping. Go figure. No wonder he couldn't calm down in that house - look at all the negativo energy Sasha is giving off. The kid had to feel that. Babies aren't stupid.
That's right, now YOU catch up on YOUR sleep!
Upstairs Sasha is throwing clothes into her suitcase and says, "I don't want to do this anymore." Then you'd better think twice about having a kid right now, because I'm pretty sure they are considered carryon when you try to pack up and go. Jordan keeps trying to hold her and calm her down, but she'll have none of it.
What's so funny is the editor shows other couples looking over at Sasha and Jordan's house, although that's pretty much what it's like in every neighborhood, everyone knowing your business. Asshat will tell you it's the "Southern Way," like segregation and the whole 3/5 vote thing, which makes the whole Obama for President situation sort of awkward.
Next week...will Sasha stay? "I don't have to stay here," she says. Mmm...again, kids, read the contracts more closely next time. Methinks you will be staying. Will the teens survive the pre-teens? Probably not, as one of them is referred to by Cory as "evil." Stay tuned for next week on As the Poopy Diaper Turns...
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