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Sasha keeps holding him and bouncing him up and down - why not put him on the grass and see if he wants to play with the swings or slide or something? I know if I'm having a crappy day, all I need is something shiny to divert my attention. Come on, Jordan and Sasha, don't fail us this week! Sasha finally gets Luke to drift off to sleep. Praise Jeebus!
In the next scene, Jordan has apparently joined a gang judging by the panty-hose-thing/hat he's wearing wrapped around his head. Guys, that's not like fedoras in the forties. You look like you are wearing a condom on your head.
Having grown up with her family taking in foster kids, Sasha is well-versed on how to handle young children. "You're going to have to learn you can't get frustrated all the time, he's just a little boy," Sasha says. Such the voice of reason. Let's see if she follows her own advice or if this episode of Baby Borrowers takes a nasty turn. I vote nasty turn.
Daton and Morgan are heading to the grocery store to buy things for Colton's birthday party. Nothing makes life easier than shopping with two toddlers! Especially when their parents use that ginormous grocery cart that looks like a car, the one that takes two air traffic controllers to maneuver through the store. I love getting caught behind those, especially when I'm reaching for my fiber in the cereal isle and believe me, by then I need it. Morgan pics out a cake for the birthday, then wants to buy frozen food because if there is one thing a toddler loves, it's Lean Hot Pockets.
"We're not getting frozen food, it's not on the list," Daton says. Way to think outside the box, Daton. He doesn't want to waste money. Well, good for you. Now view the maturity in it's natural habitat:
Morgan: Fine
Daton: Let's just by random stuff, right Morgan?
Morgan: Uh-huh
Daton: Waste money
Morgan: Yeah
Daton: You're trying to get all this stuff
Morgan: No, I'm not
Daton: Yeah
Morgan: No
Daton: Yeah
Morgan: No-o
The level of their conversation is almost mesmerizing. What an awesome belated birthday this is going to be!
Morgan interviews, "I wish the relationship I was in wasn't so up and down." Oh, Morgan, it's not a relationship, it's some guy you bang when you get really drunk. "It messes with my head and it messes with Daton's head, and it's like...stressful." Now replace "head" with "hair" and "stressful" with "confusing," and I think we've got a more accurate statement.
Sean and Kelsey are watching Benjamin the Terrible Two who loves to poo. Let's see how it's going! Wow, Benjamin is in the bathroom sporting an awesome plumber's helper, the ass crack. Good for you, buddy. They can blur out that picture all they want, but he has obviously poo'd up his crack. This never happens with dogs, people. Sean pulls his shirt up over his nose, but cotton cannot mask the smell.
"Potty training is so disgusting," Kelsey interviews, "I mean the smell is just awful. It makes me so sick." Then they show a blurry picture of all the poo on their white, fluffy bathmat. Oh, editors, how could you? Why do you hate us? Benjamin is in the tub for a hosing off while Sean picks up the bathmat so he can go burn it with lighter fluid and the Bic lighter I hope they keep within a child's reach. Then they show a picture of all the poo in their nice bathtub, and I throw up a little as she hoses him off under the tub faucet. If she really wanted to stop him from doing that, she'd use ice cold water. Sean is shown in the back hosing off the bathmat. Please put it in the wash with bleach, and do it at someone else's house, preferably in a neighboring state.
"Kelsey didn't want anything to do with Etta, but she's all over Benjamin. She doesn't mind cleaning up his poop," Sean says, surprised and sickened at the same time. It is sort of interesting how well some of the teens did with the babies and how well some of them do with the toddlers. I fear both.
At Daton and Morgan's house, there is a huge nest of wasps in the backyard (way to go NBC realtors!), they decide to move the party to Kelly and Austin's house, without, you know, really asking Kelly and Austin if they could. Talk about sucky neighbors!
Morgan could not be doing less if she were dead